My daughter has discovered the opposite of the Jack in the Box:

She quietly waits in a room with a door, and when we try to enter she screams and slams the door shut. #ToddlerThings #Parenting

“She’s having cereal for dinner?”
“No, she wants a full bowl of cereal next to her food so she can pretend her hand is an excavator while she eats her real dinner.”

#toddlerthings

Sometimes my toddler won't eat unless I let her my fork. Then she looks like this (without beard). #toddlerthings

Lil one just snatched these comics from a bag of stuff to sell. Should I be worried?
#TheFabulousFurryFreakBrothers
#toddlerthings
#underground
#comic
#undergroundcomics

#toddlerthings
The pain is real

Good morning from Villa Tiki!
#fireemblem #tiki #amiibo #pinypon
#toddlerthings

Akii: quincananosaurus! (Repeats it many times)
Me: hey siri, what is a quincananosaurus? (doubtful about it)
Siri: here’s what i found on the web.
Akii: wait siri! quincananosaurus doesn’t live on web!
Akuu: Never mind siri, i how where he lives.

#toddlerthings