if it was real, it’s not there anymore #tookonefortheteam

It's only fair. Ivanka got mysteriously pushed down a staircase to "help" her ex avoid showing up to a court summons. She #tookonefortheteam.

All in favor of Musk taking a one-way spin into outer space funded by The Kremlin, post a [Butterfly] 🦋 as a #rocketbooster

Oh MY god, but that feeling when you are putting the empty After Eight box into the recycling but you find not one, not two, but THREE occupied sleeves? Now in my tummy. No 3-D waste for me in my recycling bin. #TookOneForTheTeam

This was truly horrible. Don't even try it for science. Not worth it. It pairs well with a sink drain; the bouquet matches the garbage disposal perfectly.

#tookonefortheteam #wine #food #cooking 🍜

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Goedenavond! Wat ben ik toch blij dat er een plek als Bsky is. 🙂

Ik nam vanmiddag een kijkje in het stikkende riool, gaf mijn mening over 'Amsterdam' en werd prompt een "wegkijker van jodenhaat", "NSB'er" en "goedprater van 40-45 praktijken" genoemd. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wat een sneue bende 😂

#TookOnefortheTeam

A bird pooped on my head this morning.. But I heard it means good luck #tookonefortheteam #GoGators 🐊

Dealing with a Friday afternoon fire while the rest of the DBA team plays CS:GO: Priceless. #tookOneForTheTeam

Thought the car was mine and started apologizing. I just let him. You know, on behalf of whoever's car that was. #tookonefortheteam