The Waverley steps still smell ae pish. #Home #trainwatch out. Bluesky put away.

Made it all the way to #EdinburghWaverley #Trainwatch is over. It’s been first class all the way.

The dying embers of #trainwatch as we trundle passed the back of Meadowbank McDonalds

We’ve made it back to gods country folks. #trainwatch pulls in to #BerwickUponTweed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Next stop is hame(ish)!

First time I’ve used a toilet during #trainwatch since a very unfortunate experience coming back from Southport. It’s fucking massive in there. #bogwatch

Darlo, Darlo, here we fvckin go. Don’t think I’ve ever been to #Darlington before. #trainwatch served with Apple Crumble and Custard

SNOW!!!!! #trainwatch #weatherwatch ❄️

Just to update. This is Old #York so good they only named it once. #trainwatch

#trainwatch is pulling in to #York which no longer has a Duke. Such a shame that he wasn’t as grand as the song makes out. Wonder if they have a pizza express here.

Boy opposite me just spilled a bottle of water over his phone and laptop - mid teams call. Mopped it all up whilst talking shop.

However, he’s not put the top back on the bottle. It’s def gonna happen again.

Muppet! #trainwatch 💻📱🌊

#trainwatch lunch. Better than a meal deal. Too much veg though. ⛔️🍄‍🟫

First stop is #Peterborough on today’s #trainwatch Lunch still not served yet. Thankfully - these are the only knives on the train. 👀

Definitely off to a good start here. #trainwatch goes posh.

@LNER You could do with better coloured seats if you’re sponsoring the Hibs.

Well guys. After yesterday’s excitement of a boring #Planewatch with no #trainwatch ….

#trainwatch is back for a special episode.

#planewatch has terminated at #LandanCity We’re now on the weird driverless train thingy.

Not doing #Trainwatch today. No driver, No Trainwatch. Still in solidarity with Mick Lynch. ✊🚂

#trainwatch is over. Why don’t I go home. Chippy Tea incoming. (Nae chips)

No fucking about here. I’m 100% getting off at #Haymarket too tired to care. Taxi from here. #trainwatch draws to a close.

Potentially back in shree weeks. If you can contain yirsel til then.

Just passed through #Lockerbie. Nae stopping. But who fuckin dunnit?!!!

🇱🇾👀

#trainwatch / #planewatch

#carlisle does look better in the dark. Just thinking I’ve not had a good Cumberland sausage for a while. Will need to get to the butchers.

Anyway #trainwatch is about to reach the best small country in the world.

Vote Yes an all that.

Hoping the next time I’m in #penrith I’m going to centros paracas - On holiday. Just need to be able to afford it. (Buys lottery ticket)

Next stop is the last in engerland. Nice to get back.

#trainwatch

#oxenholme not been here since the days of regular Manchester trips on the Trans-penine. Dunno if they need to rename that rail operator now we can’t be ‘woke’ any more. #trainwatch

Bombing through #Lancaster. A wee shout out to the wee won the war nostalgia freaks from the old country (twitter)

#trainwatch

No place for an ordinary boy. And I think they play crickets here. Get. Me. Hame. 🏏

#preston #trainwatch

Looks like we’re going straight through #preston Nae time to check in on Hecky. See if he’s still at the wheel or is he’s wearing that green cardi/jumper thing. #trainwatch

Got kicked oot of the twitter methadone there. #Warrington has been and gone. #trainwatch is about to get busy.

No cancellation announcements as we pull in to #Crewe. Has the new driver arrived? Will the current one finish their shift? Big questions here @avantiwestcoast.bsky.social #trainwatch

#Stafford in the daylight actually looked better than last night. Managed to get unpacked for working on the train. (Drinks carriage is too far away) 😂🍻

(No further delays. Yet)

#trainwatch

Leaving #Wolvo @avantiwestcoast.bsky.social reckon we’ll get to Edinburgh in one go this time? #trainwatch

I’m not comfort eating.
You are.
Snacks in #Wolvo #trainwatch

First Change. First delay.
Fuck Sake #Wolvo

Hope a certain right back is having a shite day.

#trainwatch