Working on some new openers:
Me:Does anyone have any trans friends
Audience:..
Me:you do now!
#transhumor

Good start to a joke:

A GenXer, a Millennial, and a Zoomer all form a trans polycule...

#transhumor #transjoy

A check box selection section of a form that indicates the following options: Female Male Non-binary Elderly

filling out a character design form and..
ah, yes, the four genders

#shitpost #gender #lgbtq #trans #transhumor #lowkeytheylistedsexesforhalfofthesenotgendersbutitsfine

image is of a two panel meme split top from bottom. The top panel is of Godzilla in a collared shirt pointing a black marker at a dry erase board with a human hand. On the board is the words, 'it's ok that you think about girl d pink eggplant emoji ck all day long' written in black The bottom panel is similar except Godzilla is no longer pointing with marker and the writing now says, 'seriously its ok'

It's ok😈🩷🖤

#transmemes #transjoy #TransHumor

College was great even if I just got 169 Credits but no degree.
Got A's but 2 classes away for A.A and 6 away from Bachelors in Computer Programing Analytics and Statistics.

#Transgender
#CollegeLife
#TransHumor

Why did you transition?, Wrong answers only:

I needed a new oilfield nickname and , that damned lesbian trucker, sounded pretty good to me
#trans #transition #transhumor #oilfieldhumor #trucking

Why did you transition, wrong answers only:

I broke my gender and had to replace it with a shoddy aftermarket gender.

#transhumor #trans #transition

WWHD? A feral writer's Pulitzer Quest

I’ve been drinking bourbon since 5 a.m.

The muse just yelled gibberish at me.

What Would Hemingway Do?

I bought a bottle of Halloran’s Discount Whisky.

#WWHD #TransWriters #TransHumor #QueerComedy #AbsurdistWriting #WritersLife #DontBlink

This is a great idea!

(me, five minutes later)
If this were a great idea, why would I be thinking it?

Anyway, I’m doing it...maybe

#TransHumor #QueerComedy #ComedyBrain #WritersOnBluesky #CreativeAnxiety

“How’s it going”

#transgender #trans #humor #transhumor #well #itskindafunny #letsberealthothisoneisntajoke

Side Effects, Wanted

#trans #humor #transhumor #transgender #honestlythiswaswayeasier #tomakethantheones #whereihavetoedittalking #tomyowndamnself

More from the editor @mithavt.gay 's cutting room floor! So allegedly @acekurayami.bsky.social is now @mithavt.gay 's emotional support pupper? #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness #actualplay #realplay #vtm #wod #wholetthedogsout #queerhumor #transhumor #transman #transwoman #transrights

Pumpkin Tuna Chowder Recipe of the Week

Wisconsin Lunch Trip continues to bring the flavors of fall this week. Today' recipe uses simple, affordable ingredients to satisfy your hungry family on a budget.

#TransKitchen #SatireCooking #QueerCuisine #TransHumor #TransWriters

I made a comic strip iykyk

#comic #comicstrip #trans #transhumor #queer #queerhumor #zombies #humanart #noai #comicart

Dear Aibby Advice for Humans, From Humans

Dear Aibby is back with advice for the overgenerous and the understabby.

This week:
– Your coworker ruins your cashmere sweater
– Your sister refuses to Black Friday with you after one little incident

#DearAibby #TransHumor #ImprovComedy #Satire #QueerWriters

Me every time I join a new LGBTQ+ space — just wandering around like:
“Anna? … Elsa? … Sphen? … Samantha??” 😭 Still waiting to meet more trans friends who get my chaotic energy 💖 #TransTikTok #TransHumor #LGBTQIA #mtf #ftm

Sometimes it feels like the universe mixed up my application 😅💫 Just a little magical humor for all my fellow souls who were obviously meant to be born different. #HarryPotter #TransHumor #transtiktok #lgbtqia #mtf

Seriously though... What's up with the red ballcaps on so many of my admirers? 🤷🏻‍♀️

#transwoman #lgbtq #queercartoon #transhumor #queercomics #transcomics #memes #comics #transmemes #queermemes #junathedoll

Juna gives me daily levity and a break from the shitstorm.

#transwoman #Igbtq #humor #comedy #satire #transhumor #queerhumor #transcomedy #dailyhumor #comic #dailycomic #transcomics #comicstrips #memesdaily #transmemes #queermemes

#HelloWorld This is Juna The Doll. A 100% All-American Animated Trans Doll based on my life.

#tgirl #transdoll #protectthedolls #lgbtq #humor #comedy #satire #cartoon #transhumor #queerhumor #queercomedy #transcomedy #dailyhumor #comic #dailycomic #queercomics #transcomics #comicstrips #junathedoll

New stream clip posted about my lovely IT skills, ft @lovelyladyartist in chat

youtube.com/shorts/x6Y21...

#vtuber #streamclip #transhumor #transmasc #funnyclip

It would be hilarious if Pete Davidson was arrested for a hemp joint in KSA and gets his big dick cut off! #TransHumor

This makes me giggle. #Trans #TransHumor

My hairy balls plant, also known as balloon milkweed or balloon plant, Gomphocarpus physocarpus, when we first bought it early this summer. The balls on it were still pale green. The stalk is very slender and the leaves coming off of it are darker than the stalk and balls and also slender. It has small white flowers up at the top on long tiny stalks.

A small clear plastic container where I put the hairy balls, which are actually seed containers for the plants, with a dark remnant of the ball itself and a ton of super fluffy white stuff around it like you get with dandelions... I'm not a botanist or professional gardener so I don't know what it's called.

A small cleaned out yogurt container with the seeds from the explosion of my hairy balls. I'm sorry I just have to keep saying it. You're the one reading or listening to this so it's your own fault for still being here LOL.

My hairy balls exploded.
#Garden 🌱 #gardensky #TransHumor #GenderQueer

I asked my mom to take this photo of me at an Ikea so I could post it on my dating profile.
#transhumor #blahaj

What do you call a spiky trans girl who lives at the bottom of the ocean

A she/herchin

thank you thank you I'll be here all night

#transgender #transhumor #jokes

Before #pridemonth is over, here's a comic with Solo and Jasmine I commissioned @marathefool.bsky.social to draw! (Text written by me)

A bit lowbrow, but it still cracked me up. (:

#originalcharacters #OCsky #LGBTQ #egg #transhumor #nonbinary #transrights #poc #bestfriends #comic #webcomic #art

a close up of a woman 's face with the words there was no father below her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words there was no father below her

Sure, Anakin could have been "conceived by the Force" or some convoluted explanation.

But Occam's Razor suggests Schmi just hooked up with a Trans Woman. 😉

#StarWars
#TransHumor

I am deceased. ☠️
#transhumor #lgbtqiahumor #ftmhumor