Ask how much they love their pets

#tricksforavoidingsmalltalk
#taxidermy #stuffwithlove

Yell Dead in the head doesn't mean dead in the bed!

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#walkingdead

Stare them up and down while claiming to have X-ray vision

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Ask their blood type

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#Vampire #VampireDiaries

Ask what they think of Clowns!

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#bigshoes #justsaying

Ask if there's Gluten in each special described at a restaurant

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Ask if they are into LARP

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#liveaction #roleplay #larping

Wear your FBI 'Female Body Inspector' wife beater T-shirt

#TricksForAvoidingSmallTalk

Ask 'Do you even lift bro?'

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#bodybuilding #crossfit

Ask which pony is their favorite!

#TricksForAvoidingSmallTalk
#brony #derpy #brohoof

Ask them their favorite Nickelback song!

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Be a Mime!

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