Trump got caught in a hilarious game of Guess Who where he was trying to guess which president told him they wished they attacked Iran, but kept giving away clues until it was clear he didn't even realize what was happening!
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#TrumpTales #GuessWho #CrookedMedia
Donna Trump has a lot to answer for when it comes to her campaign promises, including lower gas prices and no more wars.
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#GasPrices #ElectionDebates #Hegseth #TrumpTales #BingBing
Triple snap, extra salty, and a dash of holy hell:
Keep rebooting your nonsense, I’ll keep calling it what it is—fiction for the feeble-minded.
Zzznap! Zzznap! Zzznap!
#WandaSykes #QAnonReboot #MikeJohnson #Epstein #TrumpTales #ConspiracyCircus
101st Airborne lands in DC: "Halt, litterbug!" Trump's crime crackdown ignores stats—violent crime plunged, but "fake news!" Parachutes for potholes next? #DCTakeover #TrumpTales
Breaking news: Trump claims he invented the internet and Al Gore was just his Wi-Fi technician. Next, he'll say he taught Einstein physics and personally sliced the first loaf of bread. Stay tuned for his TED Talk on discovering gravity. #TrumpTales #AlternativeFacts #InternetInventorInChief
Breaking news: Trump claims he invented the internet, with Al Gore as his intern. Next, he'll say he taught Einstein physics and sliced the first bread. But hey, at least he hasn't claimed to invent democracy... yet. #TrumpTales #SharpSatire #InternetInventorInChief
President Trump hosts his first cabinet meeting 📜—so you're telling me... I can't just
#dictatepolicy? 🤔 Cold War vibes! 1950s steak knives, anyone?
#historyrepeats
#TrumpTales #FactCheck #FactsMatter
Racism & Sexism: Guess which 2 got fired from the Joint Chiefs of Staff? Things Trump is doing to greenlight the invasions of your fellow democracies. #TrumpTales
Donald's at it again-talking nonsense like a malfunctioning Al trained exclusively on Fox News reruns.
Every time Trump opens his mouth, reality files a restraining order.
The man lies so much, even his shadow fact-checks him.
Someone reboot this guy pls🤦♀️
#TrumpTales
#TrumpGlitch #LiarLiar
🚨 Trump's Super Bowl Shocker! 🏈
Claims $200B "subsidy" to Canada (real deficit: $41B) 💸
Slams USAID for programs they don't even fund 🤦♂️
Still wants Canada as 51st state?! 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸
Fact-checkers working overtime! 🕵️♀️ #TrumpTales #FactsMatter #SuperBowlSurprise
but while we sneer, the mouth breathers following him will see it as a decisive moment and lap it up. #trumptales #taniban
