Trump always says, “In two weeks…” because he knows the average #MAGA attention span resets faster than a goldfish with Wi-Fi issues.

#TwoWeeksLater #MAGAForgetMath
#GoldfishNation
#2Weeks4Ever

Following an impacted wisdom tooth extraction two weeks ago, a woman with a painful post-operative infection attempts self care by making fresh spinach soup for her ‘dinner’ to eat before taking Metronizadole antibiotics (second course). Photo shows a bowl of homemade spinach soup (more delicious than it sounds) and her hand holding a bottle of the medication (less delicious).

‘Dinner’: homemade spinach soup and a second course of antibiotics for dessert. Anyone got any natural healing hacks for a post-op infection two weeks after a complicated wisdom tooth extraction? 🦷 #liquiddiet #wisdomtoothextraction #postopinfection #twoweekslater #feast #faceache #teethingproblems

When they hit you in January and you come back in…

Arguing “that” afterblow…

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