It's true that the kid might cry, having to walk in front of zombies, but remember, zombies are attracted to sound. They'll speed up. The more crying they hear, the faster they will plow. #whatsinmyshorts #usefulwaystousezombies #newadult
I'll just get a very long pole, attach it to the first yoke in the six pack of zombies, and tie a small kid to the end of the pole. That way, the zombies will follow the kid and pull the plow.
This idea will need refinement. #whatsinmyshorts #usefulwaystousezombies #postapocalypse #newadult #scifi
Now all I have to do is put them two by two in yokes. (That's this thing you use to get two mules, oxen, or zombies to pull plows.) Once they are all yoked together, all I have to do is to get them to move. I thought of how to solve that problem, too. #whatsinmyshorts #usefulwaystousezombies #scifi
