When can I be chatted up at the bus stop by a girl and not a guy?!😭 *sad lesbian noises* #t4t #uselesslesbian #single

When you're Canadian and you bump in to the absolutely gorgeous Japanese businesswoman here for a meeting. 😳🙇‍♀️ Sorry,🙇‍♀️ sorry,🙇‍♀️ sorry.🙇‍♀️ #uselesslesbian

Keep thinking about the "her" of it all and I need to not. She hasnt been on my mind in so long and now she's back, like a song stuck in my head.

Yet Im dumb enough to keep humming along.... burying it deeper.

#uselesslesbian #whenwillilearn

A digital illustration of Carol Sturka, played by Rhea Seehorn in Pluribus on Apple TV, standing knee-deep in a sea of vivid blue orchids for a good reason. She wears the iconic pluribussy mustard-yellow leather jacket over a pale blue top and dark trousers. Carol is shown in three-quarter profile, gazing upward with an expression that mixes determination, longing, and the very human frustration of trying to reach something that refuses to cooperate. One arm stretches high above her head, fingers open and straining, while the other arm trails behind her, as if balance is optional when hope is involved. She seems to be floating towards something unreachable, as it should be, for any same person on Earth. Behind her looms a large, glowing, cosmic hourglass filled with swirling turquoise and blue light, quietly suggesting that time is, once again, being difficult about things and she should probably hurry tf up. The background is a deep, starry night sky. The surrounding blue orchids, her late wife’s favourite flowers, crowd around her legs and waist, lush and abundant, grounding her in memory even as she reaches upward, seemingly or maybe away from it, from the grief that is holding her (or maybe she's the one gripping it. )The overall mood is tender and (lesbian) yearning, with a touch of stubborn hope and dry humour in the face of impossible timing. Very on brand. We love you, Carol.

Carol Sturka, do you want to save the world or get the girl?

#pluribus #fanart #carolsturka #yuribus #stursia #digitalart #queer #uselesslesbian

That's the most useful I've been in years! #uselesslesbian

The number of times I fail at flirting because I don't proofread and autocorrect changes my odd mix of Aussie, British, and American English is too damned high. #UselessLesbian

Thinking about the time about 2 years ago when (during speed dating) I told a girl my type was 'sporty femmes', and she asked "am I a sporty femme" and then I just kinda froze up... #uselesslesbian

Dear English Language: Petal. Sweetheart. Why don't you have a decent translation for 'asa da yo' already? I want a silly, playful sunshine greeting that doesn't risk so much as 'morning kitten' when I'm flirting. #UselessLesbian

Yuri comics always make me cry.. I might be a lil lonely or somethin' 😥

#uselesslesbian
#gothgirl

Yearning for an anti-fascist queen to share a run through the burning wreckage of democracy. #FirstRunOfTheYearOMG #lonelylesbian #imsinglesomehow #uselesslesbian #muaythaigirls

This illustration by @eggtempest.bsky.social is pretty accurate tbh
#OthersidePicnic #UselessLesbian