A drawing of a frog catching a fly with its tongue. The end of the tongue divides into a pincer and plucks the fly from the air. The fly drops several pieces of dung and cries, “No! My turds!” The frog says, “I’m so much happier now that I got my frog mask and tongue extension! You’d never know I’m a digital marketing director in Fresno!” So I guess forget I said it’s a frog and pretend I said it’s a digital marketing director. My bad

Another doodle for you, my favorite individual Bluesky user. Yes, you!
#doodlesoffrogscatchingfliesthatsaynomyturds #veryimportantart #onceinalifetimegenius #turds

A fish in a spacesuit filled with water floats in space. There’s a hose connecting it to a spaceship in the distance. Black and white drawing

A cropped close-up of the same picture, flipped so the fish is facing up and to the left like Soviet propaganda. The part of the fish visible in its spacesuit is highlighted yellow. There is a diagonal red block of highlighter going up and to the left to match the fish’s gaze

“Fish in Space 1”: A lone, alienated astrofish floats in space, its tether to the ship the only connection it has to the rest of fishkind

“Fish in Space 2”: The heroic cosmofish stares unblinkingly into the bright future made possible through the collective effort of its mothersea
#veryimportantart