#votewinner

My manifesto: blokes who roam suburban streets in cars/motorbikes with souped-up noisy exhausts should be forced to have an enthusiastic bagpipe player follow them round at home 24/7. 👍 #votewinner

The election was announced 24 hours ago and the Labour Party have already sent at least three emails asking me for money. Kind of think that frequency of ask is not on. If it was a charity, you could report them to the fundraising regulator for stuff like this. #votewinner

Planned water bill rises ‘unaffordable’ for most customers, says UK watchdog Companies are asking for increases of up to 70% by 2030 to deliver improvements to infrastructure

Water companies have pushed for the bill increases ... to service their debt, encourage investors to inject equity and underpin future borrowings. They say without them, plans to improve the creaking sewage and water network could be put in doubt. its a #votewinner apple.news/AeMhf1gycQQi...