sleazy oily beau stands by car as sun sets and says "darling! my heart is missing like a flivver engine and Iøm as serious as creditor's meeting! Will you marry me" to which lady in car replies "I've been waiting for this like a landlord waits for rent day! Now you listen to me!"

she continues "if you and I were the last two people in the world, I'd put up a quarantine sign to keep you away! once when I was a stove ranger you threw me down hard - but I've bounced high and now I'm returning the compliment! Here's some of your own medicine! It may taste bitter, bit its good for what ails you! Now go!!"

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