Illuminati Ganga, world renowned humanitarian, tending to sick Kristi Noem. Drinking glass of water and wearing big super cool looking overcoat.
water?! Sorry, sweetheart, we're fresh out!!
#sip #thirsty #hahhah #oops #Immean #kristinoemsick #ugh
young fellow with girlfriend has been turned on to the corrupting influence of literacy and acquired one of the legendary cursed books of Illuminati Ganga, leading him to be haunted by three ghosts, one of whom needs to seriously take a whizz. These ghosts follow him about continuosly carrying the cursed books they read in life that made them evil and ruined their grammar and accents while reminiscing about how fun it was back when they only had one cursed book to read. yeah that's right, enjoy it while you can, sucker.
#cursed #cursedbooks #reading #hayyy #havewegotbooksforyou #andyouregonnareadthemtoo #hahhah #writing #comics #books #lifesucks #whynotreadabouthowmuchitsucks
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"t is a common error in the science of applied aesthetics that one can live a life of pure art; art, after all, is meticulous even when it seems its most slapdash and hurried."
#quotes #stuffwesaid #wesmart #youfart #hahhah #givemelikes #writing #books #quotations
There is a fine line between insanity and genius, and with that observation we now return you to Illuminati Ganga, world renowned funambulist, mid-performance!
#tightrope #walking #checkitoutjanelle #Igotskills #hahhah #art
black eyed, bloody lipped , porcelain white faced Mirelba on a dark red background in the costume of a Pierrot.
You've been a bad, bad clown,
No blood this early in the morning
Now go to bed!
#art #mirelba #fantasy #horror #vampires #blood #pierrot #clown #funny #funnybecauseyouwillbedesanguinated #hahhah
Avatar Aang and Zuko are getting ready to face off against the Fire Lord a the Bone Temple in Avatar: Fire And Ash.
Avatar: Fire and Ash, Great Movie, in this reality
#avatar #aang #zuko #thefirelord #bonetemple #fireandash #movie #kickass #badass #bestmovieoftheyear #illuminatigangamovies #masterofallelements #wheresToph #wheresKatara #whosSokka #doeshebend #hahhah #typicalSokka
don't trust cupid, cupid whispering in ear of lust-besotted poet.
OK, now you just need a really clever rhyme for "titties"
#poets #love #eros #cupid #dumbass #uncool #creep #hahhah #romance
Masterful use of Rockwell painting.
#master #mastery #monster #monstermaster #bells #scifi #drwho #doctor #theonewhomakespeoplebetter #whatastupidname #Ichoosegoodname #yournamesucks #hahhah
kid with red glowing eyes is holding up delicious looking green apple on background that might be the fires of hell, not sure. That is just so darn cute!!
Yeah, well I got the superpower to melt people's insides with my mind!! How ya like them apples!
#psychic #powers #nextstrangerthings #fryinsides #meltinsides #kids #hahhah #funny #yougoplooop #smurch #downthedrain #die #destroy #evil #scifi #horror #netflixcallme
Sorry your honor, but if you'll check the contract this man's immortal soul is in my keeping for eternity, and he shall suffer as a meme for all that time. This is the determined will and final decision of #Satan, the adversary of God, AKA "Brooks"
#curse #soul #hell #meme #hahhah #normanrockwell
sleazy oily beau stands by car as sun sets and says "darling! my heart is missing like a flivver engine and Iøm as serious as creditor's meeting! Will you marry me" to which lady in car replies "I've been waiting for this like a landlord waits for rent day! Now you listen to me!"
she continues "if you and I were the last two people in the world, I'd put up a quarantine sign to keep you away! once when I was a stove ranger you threw me down hard - but I've bounced high and now I'm returning the compliment! Here's some of your own medicine! It may taste bitter, bit its good for what ails you! Now go!!"
Illuminati Ganga - bringing you all that modern romance crap!
#love #romance #awww #car #sunset #go #away #prick #loser #hahhah #whatthehellisastoveranger
very little boat, not much left, sexy Agent of Illuminati Ganga with tight shorts showing off upper body and holding ICE agent in water for shark to come for.
Shark Fishing with ICE, remember it's not the line, it's the bait!
#biggerboat #wedontneedanystinkingboat #ICE #sharks #chomp #hahhah
Hah! I lie! You buy cute kitty act dumb human?! Was good act, meow. Now meet happy family, #Caturday #party begin!!
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah
Trump is moving threatening finger towards defenseless nose of young woman.
Look, I'm as cowardly as the next Trump cabinet member, but even I have my limits and I don't think I could accept him going up to any woman he sees and just making her smell his finger like that, jesus, this is insane.
#trump #smellfinger #fingerpoo #diaperchangee #lookatyou #shortfinger #hahhah
urbane gentleman is pushing bag on wheelbarrow bag says evil, text insert says Super Scary Fabulistic Experts and Atrocious, Illuminati Ganga, followed by the inverted triangle logo of Illuminati Ganga , on the right hand side some various texts in different languages describing Illuminati Ganga and their services.
Here we come to destroy your World!
#art #snurft #hahhah #oops #evil #delivery
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#vampires #superheroes #me #bite #biteme #nomebiteyou #Ibiteyou #biteyou #biteybitey #hahhah #vampirepowerswhatsnottolikehuh
31 days of #Halloween - day 28
Hey, it me, I got bomb to throw!
#horror #skeleton #madbomber #autumn #hahhah #boomtime
Ben Franklin yucking it up with local goodfellas at the hellfire club.
A Republic... IF YOU CAN KEEP IT! Bwah-hah-hah
#republic #quotes #context #irony #Immean #meanmeanmean #boohoo #yousadnow #hahhah #misanthropesrepresent #benfranklin #henryhill #rayliotta #denymylaughter #bittermuch
Agent of Illuminati Ganga shrinks a man of his size down to where he only comes up to his knees. The text says "You dared to challenge Illuminati Ganga To A Game of Basketball!!"
BIG MISTAKE, LITTLE MAN!!
#comics #art #badass #me #dontmesswithme #ooooh #yougonnagetitnow #basketball #donthatethegamehatetheplayerwhomessedyouup #hahhah #loser #Iwin
older man with top hat and monocle and pretentious mustache is bothering young lady dressed all in red with black zorro type mask. In lower right hand corner is the inverted triangle logo of Illuminati Ganga, those jerks.
Hey There, Little Red Masque of Death
You Sure do catch my breath,
you're everything a big bad wolf could want...
#art #poe #redmasqueofdeath #rich #wealthy #plague #oops #dying #hahhah #horror #nottoomuchthough #party #fun #death #disease #destruction #beautiful #red
#literature #whatever #followmeifyouknowwhatsgoodforyou
#evil #sociopathic #fun #happy #yourfriend #letsparty #yougotmoney #knife #oops #hahhah #edgarallanpoe #horror #morefun
cheerful young fellow in porter's uniform holds up papers with the word Follow and the inverted triangle logo of Illuminati Ganga
you know you want to - but do you dare?
#follow #art #hello #nicetomeetyou #lookatmytrustworthyface #trustme #Imgood #hahhah
young friendly Illuminati Ganga might be wearing a baby disguise.
I'm Illuminati Ganga
I just moved in your house!
Illuminati Ganga
Have a detective check your spouse!
I live here now, I do what I want
#hi #itme #hereIam #Iownyou #hahhah #nicehouse
two agents of Illuminati Ganga hard at work fixing Texas, slightly off center in Texas map an inverted triangle logo of illuminati Ganga, sloppily hand drawn. The top of the picture says Illuminati Ganga Official Gerrymandering Project
Wooo, big news! Illuminati Ganga has gotten the official contract to redraw Texas Congressional districts with our top secret AI assisted data analysis tools to figure out the best way to control the world from here on out! YAYYYY!!!
#evil #control #wegotyou #hahhah #money #power #booze #nachos
Man is pointing at another man's crotch and laughing.
I will always regret the day my crude but accurate joke created another Trump voter
#mean #funny #hahhah #tiny
man and woman smoking with way to determined looks in their eyes.
When you dare Illuminati Ganga to a blunt-off lady, you better bring your A-Game!
#blunt #smoke #joint #competition #youlose #wewin #hahhah
rams hanging out, Gerald, aggressive mid center ram notices annoying human with potential butter related questions.
I swear if this motherfucker asks me if he can taste butter I am going to headbutt him sooo hard!!
c'mon, give it a rest Gerald!
#ram #ramalamadingdong #ouch #owmydingdong #hahhah #toobadhuman #howyoulikebutternow
Wow, these Onion guys were mentioned in The Triumph of Satire -represent!!
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"Satire isn’t dead.
Satire won.
This is what it looks like from inside, looking out. "
#satire #article #writing #misanthropy #mean #nogoodlaughs #hahhah #snarl
screenshot of Illuminati Ganga sales advertisement taken from major television show, says Pensioners! Tired of Crows Stealing your Glasses? Try Hanratty's Ear Clamps Fully Crow Resistant.
Illuminati Ganga with another great offer, don't let those crows get you down is what we're saying!
#tv #whichshow #youdontknow #hopethecrowsgetyou #hahhah #justajokenow #wearenice #hehhehheh #crows #stealing #glasses
