I am hearing that on his deathbed Pat McAfee received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Pat McAfee came out in a ref shirt and did a slow count when Randy went for the cover and then Randy RKOed Pat and lost. Calling that finish Russo-esque might actually be an insult to Russo.

So far Orton/Cody has been the answer to "What if someone tried to do the Austin/Hart double turn but it lasted forever and was boring and Pat McAfee was there because you're in hell, you're in literal hell for running over that drifter when you were 17?"

Pat McAfee being wheeled out of absolute wrestling train wreck for some reason

Pat McAfee has died

I'm older than Pat McAfee!? Being a shitty person really friggn' ages a guy.

“I always say, it’s not WrestleMania until Jelly Roll and Pat McAfee show up.”

-Nobody, ever

from my understanding wwe is bad for many reasons but chief among them is they have a guy called pat mcafee but refuse to have a wrestler called norton

pat mcafee has been compromised to a permanent end.

on day one of my administration, pat mcafee will be arrested and held accountable for his many crimes

But here comes Pat McAfee and Jelliam Roll to save the day

Jelly Roll just took Pat McAfee out of the match. #WrestleMania

Pat McAfee thinks he's NWO but he's really Aces & Eights.

So BASICALLY what happened was this: WWE just proved that having Pat McAfee involved in ANY way for this program turned out to be absolutely pointless...got it. Good job, guys. 😑

Night 1 of #WrestleMania was very much just "there".
Even Seth & Gunther who had a great match ended flukey.

Randy Orton RKO's Pat McAfee, Cody Rhodes Retains Undisputed WWE Championship At WrestleMania 42 - WrestleTalk Cody Rhodes retained the Undisputed WWE Championship at WrestleMania 42 after Randy Orton RKO'd Pat McAfee during the match.

Randy Orton RKO's Pat McAfee, Cody Rhodes retains Undisputed WWE Championship at WrestleMania:

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Actual ESPN online headline:

“Pat McAfee stretchered off after taking hit from Jelly Roll.”

Yup. Wrasslemania.

Turn out the lights, folks. ESPN as we knew it is done.

Pat McAfee standing next to randy Orton makes it glaringly obvious how much botox and filler pat has had lmao

Vegas crowd literally did not care about the Pat McAfee entrance. #WrestleMania

In 10 seconds, Pat McAfee just turned this into the worst match in the history
of professional wrestling

Alright, the main event is up next. Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton for the Undisputed WWE Championship. A match with several years of stories that could be told, only for Pat McAfee to be inserted. Will he or Jelly Roll have an impact in the match? #WrestleMania

This show needs a great main event.

So we turn to … checks notes… Pat McAfee…?

Randy Orton should have raised the stakes for this match: If he wins, he and Pat McAfee will trade the title back and forth 4 times on Smackdown so he'll break Cena's record
#WrestleMania

I really wanted Randy to get number 15, but Pat McAfee fucked up the vibes. I really don’t care who wins now.

No one wants to see Pat McAfee. No one.

Put Pat McAfee in a hole and throw away the hole.

Me, to my wife: Do you know who Pat McAfee is?
My wife: No.
Me: I envy that.
#Wrestlemania