Uh oh. Just a few more hours until I leave this mortal coil, y'all. Wish me luck in the afterlife.🕊
#whyaretheylikethis
#COVIDiot

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If you see someone sitting in a cemetery, alone, with noise-canceling headphones on, and a phone on a tripod, you should totally do everything you can to get their attention to tell them about your bible based classes on how to reconnect with loved ones in the afterlife.
#JW #whyaretheylikethis

what if i start killing & eating RCA execs. as a treat 👀 #sleeptoken #whyaretheylikethis #ihateithere

My cat just looked me dead in the eyes 😼 and knocked my full glass of water 💦 off the table like it was their life’s mission. No remorse. No hesitation. Just pure feline chaos.

Guess I didn’t need that hydration anyway. 🙃🐾

#CatLife 🐱 #HydrationDenied 🚫💧 #ChaosWithWhiskers 🐾 #WhyAreTheyLikeThis 🤦‍♂️

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Me, bed bound, listening to my doctor trying to talk me out of medicine I need because it will make me too drowsy to drive

#chronicallyill #whyaretheylikethis

#Christmas at the Niveh's is going well. #whyaretheylike #dogsoftiktok TikTok video by Author JJ Niveh

#Christmas at the Niveh's is going well.

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#dogsky

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Imagine coping in life by hyperfixating on Knight from the hit game Ensemble straws!! Music!!

I want to explode 😭😭
#ensemblestars #whyaretheylikethis

I’ve updated my profile to include the fact that I’m married. Let’s see if that stops the lame (and creepy) DMs. #WhyAreTheyLikeThis