Man in a suit lounging on a couch scrolling his phone while acting defensive like he’s been called out at work.

I’m not in trouble AT ALL. I’m allowed to be on my phone.

#IThinkYouShouldLeave #ITYSL #NotInTrouble #PhoneTime #WorkShirk #OfficeLife #DoingNothing #CaughtIn4K #CorporateExcuses #ScrollSession #WorkAvoidance #DeskLife #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Hiding From Responsibility, One Blanket at a Time. 🙈

"Reluctant to start your day but need a wee bit of encouragement." Charlie is my spirit animal this morning. Tag someone who needs a giant hug to get out of bed!

#Avoidance #Procrastination #RagdollHideout #WorkAvoidance #Homebodies

If you limit yourself to x number of Oreos and find one is broken as you pull them out, do you count that one against your total? #hopeless #fat #workavoidance

🦌 WATCH OUT! KEV'S BACK WITH HIS MOST RIDICULOUS EXCUSE YET! 🦌

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#WorkSucksToons #KevCallsInSick #FunnyVideos #WorkAvoidance

It is almost certainly too late to acquire this by the looming festive date (unless you buy from the Abominable River), but STILL, your Hogmanay-hungover brain may appreciate it.
#art #artsky #writing #music #acting #playwriting #allegory #absurdist #tragicomedy #workavoidance

But what if I got a bread maker? Would use it more than once a month? Is it a savings? Do I have what it takes to maintain a sourdough starter? Will I actually eat the yogurt that I brought to work? #workavoidance #Adhdthoughts

Bathroom window is frozen shut. Here's hoping the front door is, too. #workavoidance #dontmakemegooutthere