A plump greenish toad with golden flecked eyes and vertical pupils sits on a dirt path at night, illuminated by a headlamp. It is judging you for being on your phone at this hour.

Hey. It’s still #ToadallyTuesday and this spadey wants to know why you haven’t logged off. Stop doomscrolling. The toad has spoken. #herps #toads #spadefoottoad #speahammondii #workingonthenightmoves #spadey #amphibs