"Yo, baby, are you a parking ticket? Cuz the amount of money you seem to require is completely disproportionate to any offense I've committed!"
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"Yo baby, were you part of The Spanish Inquisition? 'Cuz you got a rack that would make me confess to anything!" #WorstPickUpLines
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XD! RT:"@_Snape_: #WorstPickUpLines I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky."
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Are those your breasts or balloons?
#WorstPickupLines #OITNB @OITNB
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#worstpickuplines Hi, Have you met my friends? Josh, Adam and Micky. Or as we like to be called "Rape Squad"
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I shave twice a day to keep my face soft, sensuous and smooth. How's about your snatch? It's not a big hairy mess I hope? #worstpickuplines
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I shave twice a day to keep my face soft, sensuous and smooth. How's about your snatch? It's not a big hairy mess I hope? #worstpickuplines
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It's not rape if its consensual! Am I right? Come on now, drink your drink sugarpuss... #worstpickuplines
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It's not rape if its consensual! Am I right? Come on now, drink your drink sugarpuss... #worstpickuplines
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A cock in the mouth is worth two in the bush. I have friends I mean. #worstpickuplines
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A cock in the mouth is worth two in the bush. I have friends I mean. #worstpickuplines
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Your the kinda girl a guy could bring home to mommy. She's in the crawl space of my storage unit. Shhhhhh! #worstpickuplines
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Your the kinda girl a guy could bring home to mommy. She's in the crawl space of my storage unit. Shhhhhh! #worstpickuplines
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Couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I think your mole might be a Basal Cell Carcinoma. Wanna get coffee? #worstpickuplines
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Couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I think your mole might be a Basal Cell Carcinoma. Wanna get coffee? #worstpickuplines
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Best one I've seen, haha RT: @JonPBNW Hey, I'm a Mariners blogger. #worstpickuplines
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Your the kind of gal a fella could really go halvsies on a 3rd Trimester Dilation and Evacuation with... nice titties too! #worstpickuplines
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Your the kind of gal a fella could really go halvsies on a 3rd Trimester Dilation and Evacuation with... nice titties too! #worstpickuplines
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Well I guess this makes me the MORON, but I would TOTALLY go for a lot of these #worstpickuplines.
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"Hey, Grandpa, Nana's out for the afternoon, right?" #worstpickuplines
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You play Scrabble? I once scored 91 points on the word "ORGASMS." Now let me see if I can find your triple-word-score box. #worstpickuplines
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#ICantDateYou when you use the #worstpickuplines Charlie Sheen. And there may be other issues...
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Classic!! RT @JayMewes: how many licks does it take to get to the center of your clitsyroll? #worstpickuplines #LetUsFuck
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You seem like the kind of girl who could finally get my other testicle to descend. #worstpickuplines
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"1010101101001101001101. That's binary for 'I want to put my thumb drive in your USB port.' Which I also said in English." #worstpickuplines
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