Nicholas Camm

@nicholascamm.bsky.social

9 months ago

Getting inordinately tetchy that my TV remote keeps telling me its batteries are low and need changing. Yes, I heard you the first time, now shut the fuck up, I'll change the bastard batteries when the bastard batteries completely stop working. NOT ONE MINUTE SOONER!

#WrongSideOfBed

Nathan Vogel

@nathanwritesfunny.bsky.social

1 year ago

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. How I ended up under my mattress, I don’t know.

#comedy #joke #humor #isthisfunny #oneliner #bed #wrongsideofbed #mattress