Some people have been upset about removing the likeness of our great hero from banknotes. #xenoxxx leads the way in innovative and permanent solutions #teletext

#xenoxxx embraces all the possibilities of Kefir #teletext

#xenoxxx appoints the "new sweet but firm" Chief Judge. #teletext

Thursday election. Failure to scan into a polling station by 2000h will result in a mandatory appointment at the Re-Alignment Centre. #xenoxxx

#xenoxxx announces the twinning of Wigan and Xenograd for the furthering of cultural synergy and resource optimization. #teletext

Good news for #xenoxxx citizens who may have had difficulties shopping these last few weeks. A new payment method is available. #teletext

#xenoxxx looking at Sector 7 redevelopment is impressed by Stevenage. #teletext

#xenoxxx introduces new internet safety protocols.#teletext

Muttlee

The #xenoxxx space program won't waste any more time on Mars. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx home design, reinterpreting "brutalist". #teletext

#xenoxxx using ICE to restore order in Residential Sector 7. #teletext

Muttlee

Due to some incidents in the Smoke Zone, #xenoxxx has issued further guidance. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx needs YOU to go to the coast and collect kelp. #teletext

#Xenoxxx wants you to do your patriotic duty, and trim your moustache for swifter face recognition by SABRE (Sentinel-AI Biometric Recognition Enforcer). #teletext

#Xenoxxx tweaks SABRE. Doesn't release the "Goujon Files". #teletext

That was quick. We at #Xenoxxx only announced our own system a few days ago.www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/

Muttlee

#xenoxxx announces the start of the annual Phonathon. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

Mock news item in teletext format explaining how ORAKLE AI will be used for all legal documentation and state messages.

#Xenoxxx announces streamlining of the legal process in a #teletext page. By outsourcing all legal documents and official announcements to "The Orakle AI", the law will function much more effectively.

Teletext page showing the Xenoxxx plan to counter winter storms.

The #teletext news on Xenofax. Bad winter weather is coming but #Xenoxxx has a plan.

Not-so secret map of the tunnels housing the Xenoxxx Industries Shadow Biowarfare factory.

Earn Citizen Credits. Help clear "The Incident" rubble from Tunnel Four. Report to Adit A. Hail #xenoxxx

Teletext page that claims that Xenoxxx can't attack even if it wanted to due to impassable arctic sea ice.

Threat from #xenoxxx has been greatly exaggerated. #teletext

Muttlee

New release v1.62 of wxTED #teletext editor. github.com/peterkvt80/w... Handy if you want to make #xenoxxx news pages like these. www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

Xenoxxx logo on a wine cork.

The local vineyard has adopted our branding. Hail #Xenoxxx.

Muttlee

Bold move by #xenoxxx to bring stability to Greenland and the Arctic region. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

Teletext page headed "ICE Protestors"

In the world of #xenoxxx you have free speech. the freedom to say anything that the state has approved. #teletext

A teletext page from the alternative universe of Xenoxxx describing the withdrawal of the unpopular CitizenCard ID scheme.

In an alternate dimension, #xenoxxx bows to pressure and withdraws the unpopular and intrusive CitizenCard scheme.

Teletext page warning journalists that it is mandatory to disclose your sources

Meanwhile, in the dystopian world of #xenoxxx comes a #teletext page.

Proclamation from #Xenoxxx. Mandatory for citizens to read and understand. #teletext.

Happy New Year from your komrades at #Xenoxxx.