No one has voted for G'raha Tia and I've taken that into consideration by removing him from the polycule. #xivshitposts

Solider protecting child from danger meme with the soldier labeled as "Thancred", the child labeled as "Literally everyone", and the granades and knives labeled as "Avalan having very public sex with Urianger"

like if you cry every time 😢 #xivshitposts

alternatively... #xivshitposts

they all know #xivshitposts

A real tragedy...

#kiwiscomics #xivshitposts

reclear day

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A picture post of Emet-Selch putting up a middle finger and looking down captioned "POV you're jjust a little hater" and a picture of Ares replying to him flipping him off back.

Ares is actually very short 🤣

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Ma'am, please, don't sit on top of me to do your craft. It looks like I'm frying your cooch....

#ffxiv || #xivshitposts

The Scions are gathered in Mor Dhona, all trying on the new garments Tataru has crafted for them and testing the feel of their weapons.

Avalan (still actively mad and Urianger) glances over his way to see him all posed up like a goofball. There's sparkles to highlight the ridiculousness of it all

Avalan is pissed off immediately and thought bubbles form around her saying: "I want to fuck an elf unprotected.", "Gods fucking damn it! Why do I think that's sexy???", "I've never been more attracted to a person in my entire life...", "Avalan please be serious right now."

Even when she was trying to actively ignore him, she could not 😁
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Always sunny "I've had enough of this dude" meme with Tyrant edited to be in the picture frame

getting m11 normal fresh off m11s suffering
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ffxiv healer, ranged dps, and caster dps symbols in a trifecta. It is captioned "this post was made by the Ranged Attackers Gang"

recreated ffxiv strategy board that says the "this post was made by the Ranged Attackers Gang" followed by another caption saying "Uptime seems fine to me..."

Realized I could recreate my amazing sticker in the strategy boat

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one again posting my p10s experience video
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Avalan dropping a dolllike G'raha Tia, whomst is ragdolling, saying "I don't want to play with you anymore"

tbt to when the Erenville brainrot was fresh in my brain and I was joking I would dump the catboy for him 🤭
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Urianger is like organizing his books or some shit when Avalan just starts yapping. He looks back confused. Avalan: "Doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards—"

Upon realizing the meaning of her words, that are very directed toward him, Urianger places a hand to his mouth, staring at her in shock. Avalan continues: "—upside down, 350 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin—"

Still shocked she keeps going Urianger looks to his left. Avalan continues on: "—in the living room, in the bed room, on the fridge, in the closet, on the ceiling—"

Cut to who Urianger was looking at off-screen, which was G'raha Tia, once reading in peace, now looking at his lover in surprise and she keeps listing places... Avalan: "Still shocked she keeps going Urianger looks to his left. Avalan: "—on the walls, in the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, and on the street—"

girl same
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Avalan and Ieri stand around a build in Shaaloani waiting around when Ieri starts the conversation. Ieri: "Oi, Ava. I think that rabbit friend of yours has a bit of a thing for ya." Avalan looks back in surprise.

Avalan, not convinced replies: "What? No way. I don't think Erenville's interested in people like that."

Ieri thinks to herself: "Hmm... guess I misread him. Ava's got three partners, she'd probably know better"

A gray screen appears of Avalan that is captioned with a list of things that are bulleted with red Xs: ❌ Did not recognize Urianger's feelings for her (or her own feelings for him) ❌ Did not recognize G'raha's feelings for her (or her own feelings for him) ❌ Did not recognize Aymeric's feelings for her (or her own feelings for him)

Spoilers: She was wrong about Erenville too 🤭
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Avalan makes her appearance, holding a boba beverage and waving. Avalan: "Oh my gods! Hi Thancred!!!"

Her shirt noticeably says "I'm Peace" on it

Thancred is staring in obvious disgust as he pieces everything together.

Avalan brandishes herself, showing off her shirt. Meanwhile Urianger and G'raha have the decency to cover their faces in embarrassment Avalan: "Oh, did you notice our shirts? What do you think? Jealous?" Thancred: "I think the three of you shouldn't be let out of the house." Avalan: "Oh...!"

Peace || 3/3
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Thancred continues: "...certainly are interesting." Both Urianger and G'raha are wearing tank tops that say "I come in peace"

Urianger is not covering his face and blushing Urianger: "Our attire wast arranged by Avalan..." There is a captioned noting that Urianger "blissfully forgot he was wearing this shirt"

G'raha, now also blushing: "Ah, right and it's not entirely complete without her here..." A note says here "also forgot he was wearing this"

Thancred thinks to himself: "Why are they suddenly so bashful?"

Peace || 2/3
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Thancred is walking the streets of Old Sharlayan when he spots his good friends G'raha Tia and Urianger in the distance, handing out in front of The Last Stand. G'raha is sitting on the wide step while Urianger is standing Thancred: "Hm? Isn't that...?"

Thancred" "Urianger! G'raha!" Thancred calls out to them and the two turn their attention towards him.

Thancred waves and begings chatting them up. Thancred: "Fancy meeting you two here. I assume Avalan is around here somewhere too?" Urianger: "Aye, she paid a visit to The Last Stand, though she should be back soon."

Thancred, raises a brow at them, now that he can perfectly see their attire: "I see. Also, those shirts the both of you are wearing..."

Peace || 1/3
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Urianger pouting while taking a selfie captioned "Literally wept today thinking about thy arduous journey with depression"

he's a real one 😔
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Avalan laying against a portrait of Ser Aymeric de Borel and saying "Oh, Aymeric, we're really in it now."

Keep me strong Lord Commander 🥺
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Avalan freezes: Ah.

Avalan looks a bit sheepish and scratches her face while looking away. Avalan: "Wait, you know about that?" Estinien: "Aye." Avalan: "Oh. I'm sorry...?" Estinien: "No you aren't."

2/2
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Estinien and Aymeric are making out heavy in the For'ard Cabins. Aymeric is halfheartedly pushing Estinien away, but not really trying. Aymeric: "Estinien, w-wait! This is still Avalan's cabin!" Estinien, still go at Aymeric: "Don't care."

They are interrupted by an offscreen Avalan yelling "BY THE FUCKING DUCK MOTHER" Aymeric is blushing deeply from being caught but Estinien just looks pissed.

Avalan is covering her face Avalan: "Gods, don't you two have your *own* room to do this in???"

Estinien retorts back to her, meanwhile Aymeric is super embarrass in the background. Estinien: "Hah! rich coming from the woman who had the nerve to fuck in *MY* quarters back in Thavnair."

Estinien winning the idgaf war || 1/2
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Estinien is seen grabbing the handle to his quarters, likely wondering what the fuck was taking Avalan and Urianger, but he is immediately disturbed by the sexual noises he's hearing from behind the door.

Estinien will remember this...
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Withign Estinien's Thavnarian chambers, Avalan and Urianger are lingering froma previous conversation. Urianger is about to leave when Avalan grabs him to his surprise Avalan: "Hold up, you!"

Avalan points and a bed is shown behind her. Avalan: "You have been gone for a *long ass* time and I missed you. We're doing this right now. There's a bed right here."

Uriangerr looks unsure about that one. Urianger: "... My love, I have missed thee as well but we... this is..."

Urianger starts blushing and sweating because as rational as he wants to be, he misses her too and he wishes to FUCK HER AS WELL. Anyway, he's thinking of two options both saying "This is Estinien's room (the reasonable decline)" and "This is Estinien's room (suggestive 😏)" both choices will lead to sex. He knows this

Urianger is not beating the slut allegations
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Avalan now blushing and filled with lust for this corrupted version of Thancred and Ranjit thinks to herself "Oh my gods...!"

She then abruptly shakes her head and yells at herself "Gah, no, no, no! You horny bitch, that's just THANCRED!"

Fatebreaker || 3/3

More like backbreaker amirite 😉
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Fatebreakers sword is plunged into the ground next to Avalan and she falls from teh impact, next to it but unharmed.

Avalan looking at how close she is to being hurt or even dying thinks "Holy shit...!"

She glances upward at Fatebreaker

Fatebreaker is kneeling with his gunblade lodged into the ground. He giant form is looming over Avalan.

Fatebreaker || 2/3
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Avalan and Fatebreaker are in engaged in intense battle

Fatebreaker fed up with the prolonged battle stops suddenly Fatebreaker: "Hmph, you're not going anywhere..."

He suddenly charges at Avalan yelling "FALL!"

Avalan, not expecting the sudden close range engagement looks up at the deadly attack in surprise Avalan: "Shit!"

Fatebreaker || 1/3
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Estinien looking back to Avalan and asking "Are you all right?"

Avalan is stunned by the cool shit she just witnessed. Avalan (outloud): "Uhh..." Avalan (thinking): "Wow that was incredibly cool. sexy even... and is he cuter than usual???" In the corner is a poorly drawn image of Avalan and Estinien making out with sparkles framing them.

Avalan shakes her head, snapping out of those horrible thoughts Avalan: "No, NO! Absolutely fucking not!" Estinien, very confused just tells her: "If you're injured, Y'shtola can probably treat you in a moment."

Woe, my thoughts be upon Avalan once more
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Erichthonius quotes the line of ffxiv song Hic Svnt Leones. Erichthonius: "Wild freaks...knife through the deep—"

Themis who is standing next to him turns to correct him Themis: "The line is actually 'wild shrieks' my friend."

Themis and Erichthonius look at each other in silence

Suddenly they are making out furiously

Hic Svnt Leones
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I wanted to make a video with this shitpost

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