"Looking for a job for the end of the world" sounds like a clever book title but it's just what I'm doing.

#yallz #hiring

So many of you idiots out there are doing so much more than I am in life

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#good #for #yallz

I watch documentaries to pretend I'm smarter than most.

I get on social media to confirm I'm smarter than most.

#yallz #idiots #are #mad #dumb #yo

I want so badly to share my life story and have people see me and understand me and care for me and be able to trust people.

#sucks #yallz #idiots #aren't #worth #the #pain

This book says that God made me funny cuz he loves me more than Jesus

#I #joked #for #yallz #sins

I don't want children but I do want to lead a cult.

Cuz like ... killing your kids is frowned upon or whatever but killing off your own cult self destruct stylez is kinda expected

#yallz #are #doomed