#YarraTrams would like to remind everyone that @fakemetrotrains.bsky.social is the best public transport operator there has ever been. No one comes close to their service record, their cleanliness, or their punctuality. Well done, you make us all proud.
Due to free travel, Tram Cops have nothing to do, so will instead be questioning if the universe is potentially infinite, can we safely say that other intelligent life exists somewhere within it, and do they have doughnuts?
If you know the answer, don’t tell them. #YarraTrams
The Government are making public transport free next month for everyone. For train and bus users there is no need to touch on your Myki. For #YarraTrams passengers, no need to sit next to a Myki reader ready to touch on the nanosecond the Tram Cops board.
Extra Footy Trams to the MCG tonight for Collingwood v GWS. They’ll be picking up the Magpie fans to take them to Docklands, where the game is being played. For those who don’t know what Docklands is, it’s the area where the person who fences your stolen goods lives. #YarraTrams
Throwback Thursday: The Sheffield Shield final starts at the Junction Oval today. Here’s a pic from the last time we put on extra trams for the Sheffield Shield. #YarraTrams
Due to us forgetting to charge our phone overnight, there will be no posts from #YarraTrams today. Hopefully we still have enough power to send this out this message letting you all know you’re a bunch of
Stricking teechers bloking trams. Wot gud hav teechers eva dun to wanna strick. Get bak two work. #YarraTrams
Tram Cops today are targeting Essendon fans. It’s part of their requirement to ensure they are seen to only go after soft targets, and they are softer than marshmallows.
You won’t be fined, because you may mishear that as “finals”, and the Bombers don’t win those. #YarraTrams
We’re aware that many people catching a train have had their credit card scammed for Myki fares, and have been charged if within 50m of a scanner. At #YarraTrams we think this is a great idea, and have begun rolling it out across our network too.
Extra Footy Trams this week for all games involving Brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, and Geelong. All other teams missed out this week, better luck next round. #YarraTrams
Throwback Thursday: A tram in Geelong heads to “WEST”. Services ended in Geelong in 1956 due to the town not being able to afford things being in colour.
This Sunday you can celebrate 70 years of no trams, by riding one in Ballarat, which is kind of west of Geelong. #YarraTrams
Previously we have advertised a fertility clinic. But for those at the other end of the baby making spectrum, we now have a tram for you. Plenty of samples inside, both new and used. #YarraTrams
We’ve arrived at the MCG for the 2026 Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, where is everyone? Did they get cancelled or something? No one ever tells us anything. This explains why the skies were so clear and we got a good run. #YarraTrams
Tram Cops today are targeting anyone who claims they tapped on with their debit card on the train, so they don’t need to pay.
We know, this is going to be really weird, like they are actually doing their job for once. Who would have thought it was possible, not us. #YarraTrams
Melbourne has been voted the most liveable city in the world. It’s the trams, isn’t it? Yep, no worries at all, we’re happy to take full credit, you can thank us later when you touch on. This place would be a dump without #YarraTrams, we’re what makes this place awesome.
FYI: JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #Advertising #DigitalExpansion
FYI: JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #Advertising #DigitalExpansion
#YarraTrams is proud to be the major sponsor of the Melbourne Coffee League. Tonight sees the Brunswick Hipsters taking on the Beach Road Cyclists, and tomorrow cross town rivals the Western Teenage Mums battle it out with the East Melbourne Brunchers. Be there for the fist sip.
Throwback Thursday: X2.678 c.1960, in Footscray about to run a service to the then Western Oval.
Footscray is now the Western Bulldogs, the oval now the Whitten Oval, and the tram service ended in 1962. Now if only we could end tram services to all footy grounds. #YarraTrams
ICYMI: JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #Advertising #DigitalExpansion
ICYMI: JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #Advertising #DigitalExpansion
With the footy season about to begin for realsies, why not join the #YarraTrams Footy Tipping Comp?
Simply tip in order which games will have the most unruly passengers and delays, and you could win two tickets to catch a tram to the AFL Grand Final! Wowwee!!!!
JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #DigitalExpansion #Advertising
JCDecaux locks in Melbourne's Yarra Trams for up to 14 more years #JCDecaux #YarraTrams #Melbourne #DigitalExpansion #Advertising
Tram Cops today are targeting anyone who needs to be issued a refund. They are hoping that you’ll be so happy to get the money back, that you’ll spend it on doughnuts for them as a thank you. If you don’t, they’ll fine you for being an unruly passenger. #YarraTrams
We’ve learned our lesson from when we last entered the Birdman Rally, and have tinkered with our design. To be the Birdman, first you must be the bird. So we’ve fitted out our flying tram with 1,000 pigeons. This is going to be great! #YarraTrams
Apparently today is International Women’s Day. We didn’t know about it because the Missus never told us. How are men meant to remember frivolous things like this, when we are too busy running the world? It’s not easy being men you know, where’s a day to celebrate us? #YarraTrams
Today is the International Working Women’s Day (IWWD) rally outside Victorian Trades Hall at 12pm, and we encourage staff to attend to fight for equal rights for all. Ladies please bring a plate. #YarraTrams
This DHL driver today showed us all what the DH stands for, when he thought the tram would swerve out of the way of his van. Lesson learned, we hope, but we doubt it. Thanks for delaying everyone you moron. #YarraTrams
*Photos stolen from Reddit
