…But wait, I’m not alone!
I’ll put this fantasy to an end.
There are two dogs here,
that’s man’s best friend :)
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A poem about my new outlook on life:
I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.
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A parking lot can be so cruel
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
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A poem about the month of poetry, 2:
I couldn’t even keep up
Posting poetry every day
For even a single month
I’m a failure
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So I won’t bother
With writing any rhymes
Or anything like that 🤷
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I love the strange creature called yeast
A helpful old bakers pet beast
We feed it some food
To help it grow good
Then turn it into our own feast!
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A poem about the Mandela effect:
I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn
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A poem about profoundity:
POETRY
TRIUMPHS
OVER
HATE
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Yes, that’s what I’ll do,
In order to stay winning.
I’ll find my twin this month,
And next year will be the #yearoftwinning!
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Beasts all 'round the park
Hawks circling and prairie dogs
I need new snow shoes
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A poem about forgetting my responsibilities:
Oh no. I forgot
To post a poem yesterday.
Maybe this will do?
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He’s posting pics captioned “cancel me”
Where he’s putting a chip bag in the nest of a cute critterling
Maybe 2026 will be
The #yearoflittering
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A poem about my cat:
My cat sits so cute
But don’t turn your back on her
She strikes with vigor
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With this poem I am starting
My new #MonthOfPoetry
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Poems stay winning #YearOfPoetry
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A poem to my cat:
Please don’t get too scared,
When the fire alarm goes off!
I just burned B. Sprouts…
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A poem about my ideal life:
Sitting in my secret lair,
Stroking my long beard hair.
This is how I’d be chillin’,
If I were a supervillain.
Secret agents? There are none here.
Because me, they really fear! 😈
My evil plans, there is no snitch,
Surely will go off without a hitch!
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Oh what a gruesome sound to hear
A crunch that swells my fear
I could not believe myself
She has crushed my imaginary elf
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When i hear the hooves a clackin
I know it's time for snackin
My imaginary horse is here
To me she's very dear
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“Shiver me timbers”
Is what all the pirates say
Why is their wood cold?
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The food court,
what a cool place?
Here you can fuel up
for the mall rat’s chase!
Shopping and shopping,
buying all those things.
Once you’re all worn out
Take a break, eat some wings.
Still hungry?
Hit up my friend Wetzel.
For a nice, big
Buttery pretzel!
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The Einstein Brothers,
Are quite the duo!
They invented matter
And bagels too-oh!
These culinary
And science guys
Sell peanut butter
And have Nobel Prize
Without these two
My toaster would sigh
No "E" from mc
And no bagels to fry!
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…OMG…
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Little brown house spider
Please don't crawl inside of
My mouth when I'm sleeping
That would be real creepy 😥
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#YearOfPoetry #inspiration #inspo #IAmAJellicleCat #IWillGoToTheHeavisideLayer #FckMacavity #IfISeeAPollicleItsOnSight #ImCallingTheRumpusCat #JustGusIsFineAsparagusWasMyFather #Skimbleshanks
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Deltarune 1, a lot of fun
Deltarune 2, there's a bigger crew
Deltarune 3, let's wait and see....
Deltarune 4, and it comes with more!?
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I am playing Elden Ring
But I cant see an Elden Thing
From the fog leaps Elden Beast
To turn me into Elden Feast
Elden Day and Elden Night
I toil through my Elden Fight
Yet when I'm on my Elden Quest
I always do my Elden Best 🤗
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Today's the day I turn twenty-four 🥳
But I care not for presents, I want something more 😇
In a world ravaged by famine, and war too 😭
I just want Macklemore to drop "Thrift Shop 2" 🤗
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Half Life One is very funny
Gordon gives troops a run for their money
My shooting skills won't get me far
So I'll crouch and smack with my crowbar #YearOfPoetry
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