Two rabbits are standing by the edge of a stream. The one on the left is black and the one of the right is white. The black bunny has picked yellow flowers and is placing them in the white bunny's fur around her head. They take up the bottom two-thirds of the cover. There are trees with light green leaves on either side of the bunnies, reaching into the sky. Above the bunnies, there is a white sky background with the title and author underneath it.

🎈BOOKS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU #nonfictionkidlit

Ch. 12: The Rabbits’ Wedding

#UrsulaNordstrom edits Garth Williams’s first #PB, in which a black bunny marries a white bunny. Some people assert Williams’s book brainwashes 4-8 year-olds about interracial marriage. #abramsbooks #youcantmakethisstuffup

Wasn’t Trump just complaining that they do a terrible job at PR? Then proceeds to share a racist video on Truth Social during Black History Month. #youcantmakethisstuffup #impeachnow

What? #youcantmakethisstuffup

After all of the harm that #OrangeMegatron has done in his life, who could have imagined that him allegedly being Donnie Lick Dips was the bridge too far. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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#EpsteinFiles #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp #YCMTSU

Fact Check: Trump posted AI video of him poop-bombing protesters The headline says it all, really.

Yes, Trump did share an AI video of himself, in a plane labeled ”King Trump”, dropping what appears to be feces on his own citizens.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

#YouCantMakeThisStuffUp #Politics #DumpTrump #ImpeachNOW

OH:
Kid with a sheep fleece: I have a nice REAL fleece.

Other kid: Why do you have always to say this?

Kid w/fleece: Because nobody asks.

#YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

Jenelle Evans’ Friendship with Tori Rhyne Ends in a Hospital Bed-Wetting Huff; ‘Teen Mom’ Star & Former Bestie Argue Online About Underwear Jenelle Evans’s friendship with Tori Rhyne has soured once again, and the fired ‘Teen Mom’ star is hitting the Internet to complain that Tori was unwilling to help her while Jenel…

Jenelle Evans' friendship with Tori Rhyne ends in a hospital bed-wetting huff; 'Teen Mom' star & former bestie argue online about underwear: bit.ly/47ZcKjX #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

I've seen many things in my life and watched thousands of videos online but I have never seen an octopus steal a poor doggos comfort fetch toy😳
#dog #doggos #dog #pets
#octopus #dogsarefamily #youcantmakethisstuffup
#dogsofblsky

Just when you thought their policies couldn't get any more...messed up. 🤬

It sounds like a plan crafted by someone who's never seen a farm, or personally known someone on Medicaid. 🤯

#HealthcareHustle #FarmToTableChaos
#YouCantMakeThisStuffUp
#BrookeRollins #TrumpAdministration

#ReeseWaters

In the category of #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

Congresswoman Katherine Clark (@repkclark) on Threads Another entry for the "you can't make this up" category: Trump is demanding federal employees pledge their loyalty to MAGA.

#youcantmakethisstuffup #NaziTrump #NaziGOP www.threads.com/@repkclark/p...

Anyone else have “Extremist Group threatening to destroy NWS WSR-88Ds” on their bingo card this year? #youcantmakethisstuffup

LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing A fertility startup raised $1.5 million to stage the event at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles this month

#YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

#YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

When I heard this I thought it was a joke, but this is Apple Maps. (On a positive note, Apple products may be exempt from any tariffs.) Sh!t. Tim Apple you should be ashamed of yourself. This is why we can’t have nice things.
#youcantmakethisstuffup

Sometimes, we just need a laugh when people engage in the dumbness. This is one of my favorite subreddits for such humor.
@adammockler.bsky.social @keithedwards.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com #2025humor #youcantmakethisstuffup

Real weather forecast for this week 😆 #youcantmakethisstuffup

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Oh the absurdity of the moment #youcantmakethisstuffup vm.tiktok.com/ZMh78Wujt/

Amen sista. #amen #youcantmakethisstuffup

Oh the absurdity of the moment #youcantmakethisstuffup

Picture of Marco Polo sheep. The are the largest in the world, can weigh 300lb and have curled horns up to 5ft long

"US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting."

Random cloning in the backwoods of Montana.

#geneticengineering #cloning #youcantmakethisstuffup

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/01/shee...

US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting Arthur Schubarth of Montana used tissue and testicles from Marco Polo sheep to clone animal and create hybrid

"US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting."

Random cloning in the backwoods of Montana.

#geneticengineering #youcantmakethisstuffup

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

'rocks don't reflect light', followed by an actual picture of a rock reflecting light 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

#science #facts #space #conspiracytheories #education #youcantmakethisstuffup

From the files of #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp : How kind the officer is speaking to a suspected murderer, #BrianCohee. Meanwhile, the homeless man (Warren Barnes, The Reading Man) that he hunted down is no more. Disgusting!

www.ndtv.com/world-news/m...

Let me see if I have this right -- people are apoplectic and want prosecutor #FaniWillis disqualified for a consensual relationship but won't disqualify a rapist and adulterer from running for President. Got it.

A tail as old as time... 🍑💥 #orisittale #fireinthehole #rectalexam #dontbedumb #leaveyourassalone #forealheadshots #wasthisinflorida #sigh #youcantmakethisstuffup #truthisstrangerthanfiction #itreallyis

A tail as old as time... 🍑💥

#orisittale #fireinthehole #rectalexam #dontbedumb #leaveyourassalone #forealheadshots #wasthisinflorida #sigh #youcantmakethisstuffup #truthisstrangerthanfiction #itreallyis

You might say he was "held up"... 😒 #ifihadadollarforeverytime #funny #foreal #youcantmakethisstuffup #sorrynotsorry #prophylactic #update

You might say he was "held up"... 😒

#ifihadadollarforeverytime #funny #foreal #youcantmakethisstuffup #sorrynotsorry #prophylactic #update

"We are currently experiencing technical difficulties with our phones. If your call is not urgent, please do not stay on the line". #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp

"Here is my test case....All names have been anonymized"
Yer reckon ? #AskTOM #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp 😂

And I'll file this under #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp twitter.com/Bournemouthecho/status/7...