Look… I’m not saying I have a type,
but this did make me giggle-snort in the most wildly inappropriate way.
Naturally, I had to share it with you lot.
You're welcome. 😈🍫
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Dad Joke of the Day
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
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Dad Joke of the Day
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
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Dad Joke of the Day
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one.
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Dad Joke of the Day
I used to hate facial hair…
But then it grew on me.
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Dad Joke of the Day
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
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#YouKnowYouLaughed 🤭 But, don’t try it at home🧢😜💙
Dad Joke of the Day
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
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Dad Joke of the Day
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Dad Joke of the Day
Want to hear a construction joke?
I’m still working on it.
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Dad Joke of the Day
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
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Dad Joke of the Day
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
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Dad Joke of the Day (DJD)
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
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Currently mucking around Telvanni peninsula, chasing waterfalls. No I will not stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
#eldermillennial
#millennialgamer
#elderscrollsonline
#elderscrolls
#nichereference
#youknowyoulaughed
Flash is losing his mind he's so excited for court workouts tomorrow :) #youknowyoulaughed #flashfamily
