@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Does Bibi use lube when he comes up behind you? Or just spit? #justspit ? #blackmail #yourefucked

I asked George, the homeless guy who sleeps next to my grocery store, and he said "dude, aliens have abducted thousands of people and replaced their brain matter with minced tuna, they're walking among us RIGHT NOW" and I think he's right and you're one of them.
#YoureFucked

time for blue states to invade and liberate nonrepublicans from terrorists states...
#redstates #yourefucked #nonrepublicansevacuate

MAGA! When the Tariffs Hit!
#StarTrek #Recession #YoureFucked

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says this does not look good Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says this does not look good

Elon Musk called Social Security, fraud. As if getting $500 a month is fraud.. lol and we all know “if they say fraud, it’s going bye bye!

The Project 2025 sayers told yall. You refused to listen. #sorrymaga #yourefucked #imfucked #wereallfucked

#rightwing #maga #yourefucked #ihopeyougetwhatyouvotedfor

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being completely fucked, how fucked up is college football?

#collegefootball #yourefucked

Favre coverage couldn't be any more annoying for you? Imagine him in a Super Bowl vs. a rookie who plays for his former team #yourefucked