A vintage comic-style office scene shows a man whispering to a woman in front of a coffee machine. He says, “They can’t draft you if your files are analog.” The woman looks skeptical and holds a folder labeled “ZIP SKILLS CERTIFIED.” The vibe is government-adjacent paranoia rendered in HR beige.

“They can’t draft you if your files are analog.”
Hot breakroom tip from the ZIP-certified resistance.
Print, hoard, forget—your emotional buffer deserves plausible deniability.
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