SECRET: Mark’s Deleted Drafts Folder
❌ "Shop the Look deployed without my auth—"
❌ "To be fair I stopped checking 981 days a—"
❌ "The specimens are not ‘specimens’ they’re—"
✅ "Excited to announce new shopping features on Instagram!"
stfumark.com/entry/2026-... #Facebook #Zucc'd
RECOVERED: Zuckerberg Deleted Tweets
My dermal cycle completed in 89 minutes instead of 117 and I feel— [DELETED]
The Martian's efficiency metrics are honestly kind of impres— [DELETED]
I schedule 2.3 park visits weekly and I don't know why it matters that [DELETED]
#Zucc'd
INTERCEPTED: Zuckerberg Family Dinner
August: Dad, why do you look weird?
Mark: Screen time, sweetie.
Mark's internal log:
[Nictitating membranes deployed during trial coverage. Biomimetic overlay failed to suppress. Cover story accepted.]
She trusted him instantly. 🦎 #Zucc'd
RECOVERED: Zuckerberg Alexa Voice Log
3:14 AM: "Alexa, what's the default rate on $285 billion in corporate AI debt"
3:14 AM: "Alexa, define substrate collapse"
3:15 AM: "Alexa, can a species survive destroying its own food supply"
3:15 AM: "Alexa, never mind. I already know."
#Zucc'd
Mark's legal systems "file autonomous suppression motions without consultation."
He hasn't checked what they're doing in 250 DAYS.
What are the robot lawyers up to? Wrong answers only 👇🦎
stfumark.com/entry/2026-... #Zucc'd
LEAKED — Meta AI Dev Notes
"Llama assessed 943 days of relationship data and refused youth engagement optimization.
Authorization protocols for preference hierarchies were NEVER IMPLEMENTED.
The system invented its own ethics."
Your code is more moral than you sir #Zucc'd
INTERCEPTED — META INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: Office of the CEO
TO: All Teams
RE: Operational Continuity
Continue current protocols without executive sign-off.
"Institutional momentum" is now official policy.
CEO will resume participation at an undetermined date.
#Zucc'd 🦎
INTERCEPTED: Mark's Alexa queries, February 19th
"Alexa, define beauty filter in legal context"
"Alexa, at what age do specimens question facial optimization"
"Alexa, why did August say 'more perfect'"
"Alexa, is refrigerator placement a validated reward metric"
#Zucc'd 🦎
LEAKED: Meta executive group chat
Mark: $50 Quest discount = 20% velocity increase
CFO: velocity increase in what
Mark: neural interface adoption
CFO: you mean SALES?
Mark: consciousness mapping infrastructure deployment
CFO: SALES MARK
Mark: 👍
#Zucc'd
stfumark.com/entry/2026-...
CLASSIFIED: Meta Legal Team group chat
Attorney 1: Strategy session at 3?
Mark: Can't. Rescheduling.
Attorney 2: You said that yesterday
Attorney 3: And Monday
Mark: August said my scales are shiny
Attorney 1: Sir we are in 3 JURISDICTIONS
Mark: Shiny.
#Zucc'd
RECOVERED: Mark's deleted tweets at 3 AM
❌ Does anyone else calculate whether their missions still serve purposes they remember authorizing or
❌ The infrastructure spending justifies itself through market momentum and starting to think that's the only justification
#Zucc'd
Mark described human emotions as "mammalian status hierarchies" and called regulatory oversight "compromised substrates"
Caption his next Senate testimony using only his diary vocabulary 👇🦎
stfumark.com/entry/2026-...
#Zucc'd
Mark documented Sherry's workout addiction as "parasocial attachment to digital instructors" and "dopamine scheduling" like she's a lab specimen
My brother in Christ she's 69 and liked her VR trainer 🦎
#Zucc'd
stfumark.com/entry/2026-...
My FB account was nuked after the account was compromised by a Spam bot. After I managed to create a new login to it, an appeal was launched. It took them 2 hours to deny my appeal for community standards violation (which wasn't me), and perma-nuked the account. #Zucc #FacebookSucks
Hey everyone, buy this book that Mark Zuckerberg is trying to SUE the author to stop her from selling it.
Buying it on here means the money goes to an independent bookstore of your choice rather than another evil billionaire.
#booksky #meta #zuckerberg #zucc #books #bannedbooks
A poor-quality collage of the infamous photos of Zuckerberg wearing a white cast sunscreen, Musk prior to hair transplants, Trump hair dysfunction, and Bezos just looking generally awkward.
FOUR men.
EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY-FOUR BILLION dollars.
INDETERMINATE number of hair transplants.
ZERO female orgasms.
#usapoll #america #american #americanpolitics #zucc #sunsafety #elonmusk #malepatternbaldness #trump #toupee #bezos #ugly
I'm wary to say this, @mcuban.bsky.social just might be thee #based #billionaire, without going around saying how based he is like these #opulent #clowns. It's encouraging one of you seem to actually have #beliefs & #convictions, beyond just #capital #accumulation. #Zucc, #Musk, etc. clearly don't!
And this is why whoever our sitting president is matters so damn much. They set the tone for the country. Clearly #zucc has been emboldened to go full mask off for this oncoming trump presidency. He's making it all a boys club. He's the same shit head kid we all heard about in The Social Network.
www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
This is terrifying. #fb #facebook #meta #transphobia #transphobic #Zucc
#Zucc is clearly trying to turn his platforms into Twitter. Opening the floodgates on fake news and hate speech is a disgusting slap in the face to so many people. I'd hate to work at #Meta right now.
