Me: Why am I always broke?

Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

four real Switch 2 physical releases up for pre-order on Amazon

Absolum: amzn.to/4c237CW
Shenmue III Enhanced: amzn.to/4chQmTI
Dave the Diver Complete Edition: amzn.to/41rA8lN
Coffee Talk Tokyo: amzn.to/48epFy7 #ad

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Yesterday, I met an adult in his 50s who had never heard of "6, 7."

He asked me to explain and I was like "absolutely not, this is like stumbling onto an uncontacted tribe deep in the Amazon rainforest...I will not be the one to pollute your consciousness with brainrot."

One well-made, properly-fitting lingerie set will serve you so much better than a pile of cheap polyester sets from Shein or Amazon.

6 years. Goodbye Amazon

Do reviews elsewhere than Amazon help? Of course they do!

Do they help as much? They... do not.

Review on Amazon = Giving your favorite author $100

Review elsewhere = Giving your favorite author $1

Just the realities of being an author in the modern world!

I can absolutely confirm that almost all grocery prices around here are up. Noticeably. I ordered yesterday, and everything I buy other than frozen vegetables is sharply higher than it was a couple of months ago. And Amazon is adding a surcharge now. Kevin Hassett is a big fat liar and he knows it.

Amazon wants all the control of an employer without any of the responsibility. It’s time to pass the Delivery Protection Act to say goodbye to Amazon’s union busting loopholes.

Amazon is removing 4K streaming from Prime Video starting today

• It’s now locked behind its ad-free tier

• The ad-free tier has also increased from $3 to $5 a month

Wait Amazon Luna shipped?

A dude just pulled up to the hole in the wall restaurant I'm at asking if they had a microwave he could heat up his food. They let him because he explained, unnecessarily, that he's an Amazon delivery driver and he needs to get his lunch in real quick while he's on the clock. America.

amazon has to be the dumbest streaming platform to pay a subscription for like deadass

Amazon MGM have announced they’re already working on a sequel to the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie

It will be called PhD of the Universe

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the AI summaries of user reviews on Amazon are very funny when they catch the seller in an item swap scam

this bitter spray for discouraging dog chewing on objects has gotten rave reviews as... eye drops

CinemaCon starts next week!

Apr 13 - Sony
Apr 14 - Godzilla Minus Zero, NEON, Warner Bros
Apr 15 - Universal, Amazon MGM
Apr 16 - Paramount, Disney

Follow @DiscussingFilm & turn on notifications as we live-tweet every major reveal from each panel!

I have booked my children and me onto a tour of an Amazon fulfilment centre on Monday. They all think this is hilarious and that we are obviously going to Lego Land really but no - I have booked us onto a tour of an Amazon fulfilment centre.

The Iran War Has Prompted Some Companies to Raise Prices

$4 a gallon for gas. Increased airline baggage fees. An 8% surcharge for sending packages with the USPS. New fees on Amazon orders.

The American people are paying the price for Trump's war with Iran.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Limited Edition SteelBook (4K + Blu-ray + Digital) is back up for pre-order at Walmart: bit.ly/4vsWTno #ad sold out on Amazon

So I’m having box wars at my house😎😆
I have other multiple boxes,but for whatever reason they’ve decided that this is their box& try to take it from each other.There’s some catnip in there and some toys but they just love it.It’s an Amazon box.The five beds I have for them are too soft too hard😆

my new credit card has a bonus offer where if you spend $500 in the first 90 days, you get $200

Nintendo switch 2 is $449 on Amazon

really struggling to hold myself back but I may need to discuss with hubby lol

I'm going to try to focus on editing and stuff for the Hekate Amazon release. Gosh there's truly so much work to be done and it's kinda horrifying.

Aaaaaaaaa.

I gotta lock in, etc.

One's new children's paperback is out on Amazon today. Why not drop into the Apollo Club in the Strand and say hello to the famous detective Lord James Valiant? Ready with his electromagnetic cane and steel-rimmed top hat. Splendid.

Amazon Luna drops third-party store support, cutting off EA, Ubisoft and GOG games

Amazon Luna has quietly removed support for third-party storefronts, meaning games bought through EA, Ubisoft, and GOG can no longer be streamed on the service.
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