foolish men may the wretched inherit your empire of rot and splendor

Hopefully civilization will be better once all the humans die and hyper-intelligent Corvids evolve to take over.

The worst part of ASOIAF is the iron Islands fuck those viking LARPers on the Seven

WARHAMMER PLAYERS I'M LOOKING FOR 5 GUYS WHO ARE INTO WARHAMMER AND WANT TO GET IN SHAPE DM ME MORE INFO AND I'LL SEND YOU MORE INFO

Bro's making the Ubersreik Five 🥀🥀

"Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower" "He dies" That's it that's the post.

#WorldFrogDay show us your froggys- are they in your garden pond? Local pond or lake/loch?

This wee frog - I captured 📸 in our local pond.

My photo - they will always be my photos unless I repost.
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Look at that smiley face. 🐸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Leapfrogging into the first day of spring AND World Frog Day! 🐸💚 Hoppy Friday, indeed!

Frogs are not only some of our favorite amphibious friends, but important indicators of ecosystem health. When frogs are abundant and healthy, it’s a good sign that the ecosystem is balanced! #WorldFrogDay #frogs

a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a line . ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a line .

White people when Chuck Norris died

My husband rescued over 100 #toads this morning...

Stuck in just a few inches of water, at the bottom of a deep-sided pit with a grate on top. He'd walked over the grate a few times before he noticed movement beneath it and realised what it was. Thank goodness he was able to reach them !

A tree that had to be cut down is the shape of a heart. Central Park, NYC

Sad this tree had to go Kaput
#WeekKForKaput #AlphabetChallenge
#ShowHeart #ThickTrunkThursday
#ECK #MobilePhotography #NYCPhotography

A large plane tree with distinctive mottled peeling white and gray bark dominates the frame, reaching toward a clear blue sky. Dense clusters of green leaves fill the canopy, with some leaves showing hints of yellow from sunlight. The thick gnarled trunk features a dark hollow knot, and the low-angle perspective shows the tree's height and expansive branch structure. The edge of a building is visible in the bottom left corner, suggesting an urban or park setting. cfdfa806-2f00-4c7e-9dec-0f577579d76a

Absolute unit.

#photography #nature #landscape #scape #art #travel #trees #sensoryart #spring #urban #thicktrunktuesday #thicktrunkthursday #coloraday #bluetue #artyear #eastcoastkin

On #ThickTrunkThursday, an "Olympic Giant" in the Olympic National Park near the Elwah River. #tree #woodlands #forest #moss #OlympicNationalPark #PNW #PacificNorthwest #WashingtonState #Photography #nature #Bluemoonistic

Driftwood on the beach with some moss growing on it

Driftwood on the beach
#driftwood #beach
#moss

Artist: Gerard von Honthorst
Title: Musical Group on a Balcony

No kitten, daddy can't hop on the discord call right now. Daddy is in urgent care with a VTuber orb stuck in his ass, rearranging his innards. Daddy might not make it, kitten.

Three bunnies are doing a coordinated dance number, wearing little bow-ties on a small stage. The audience, also bunnies, hollers at them while throwing tomatoes. A hook from behind the curtain appears behind the bunnies to hurry them off the stage

Daily bunny no.3262 is up for an encore

The Chicago River dyed green

The great river runs green with the blood of the goblins who wouldn't stop calling my wooden clogs "chopped".

Goodoo was an enemy of the state, a trickster, and a lil stinker!

This frog was not a friend! I am Bramble Frogsfriend I am your friend!

Build trebuchets

Vodka bottle that looks like a blue mana potion

I drank this mana potion and it made me take my clothes off and fight the city guards.

I shall salt him as well to bring out his ill-doings and flavors

Also WELCOME BACK NANCY 🥳🥳🥳

True boozers try to give themselves autobrewery syndrome 😎

Frog butler statue

My frog servant, Goodoo, claims to have brought me my hat of invisibility. I will boil him for his falsehoods.

Middle school Osiris-ass shoes

Is this not chocolate milk??

The American Southwest, and the North Woods of Wisconsin have always been locked in a war of kitsch between their giant, fiberglass roadside attractions.

NEANDERTHAL FATHER HUMAN MOTHER

imagine being a teenage caveman and trying to explain this when your friends come over