Kiwi don't vote you're right... They have tiny nubs for wings so can't hold a pen.

Very discriminatory

Hipkins: "If we get to a point where we have to actively ration fuel, we need to know now what that's going to look like. So who's going to have access? Who's not? The sooner people know that, the sooner they can make their own contingency plans."

Also calls to encourage public transport use

In Lower Hutt, 'tis fruiting season of the Cone Tree

Huh? But I thought they didn't like handouts?

It's amazing how despite never, ever, ever, ever having had Socialism in the West, we can still blame all Capitalism's problems on it.

1 BILLION DOLLARS A DAY!?! 1 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY?!?!?!

If only there were humanitarian crises that these kinds of amounts could help or even eliminate completely!!!!!!!! Fuck man. I hate it here.

"My big beautiful struggles"

Am I real?

Someday you might find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

It’s important you don’t enter that house.

Now that's shots fired

The level of lying on Facebook from National over the Covid report is extreme and frightening and I hope some in the media have the guts to write about it. It's absolutely not normal and is a MASSIVE red flag for the state of democracy and political norms in the country #nzpol

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie . ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .

The trouble with the political satire in Aotearoa is that I read it and think "I'm funnier than this" #NZPol

21 days of fuel left in Nz - what’s the plan Luxon.

Should we be
- working from home
- opt for bus
- cancel optional travel

Queenstown-based tech entrepreneur Brian Cartmell donating hundreds of thousands to political parties Brian Cartmell, a Queenstown-based expat American, has given big donations to ACT, National, NZ First and the Opportunity party.

"...gave up his US citizenship in 2015..."
If you were wondering why the Opportunity Party smells a bit whiffy, it's their obvious addiction to the wealth of billionaires that you can smell.😒
Is this the kiss of death for a Political Party?
It should be, but it won't be.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

And if the landlords received the tax cut, the public servants have all been fired, the ferries were cancelled, benefits have been denied, hospitals need staff, schools need staff, regional councils have gone, etc - then who did they borrow the $120 billion for?

Themselves?

#nzpol

Screenshot of a social media post I'm sorry for the deaths, but count dismantling US hegemony and soft power squarely as a boon to humankind. So fair - as a useful idiot, Trump IS unlike Biden in that he's less competent at doing evil, which is better. 3:52 PM • Mar 9, 2026 42 quotes 口59 1423

I know that, because there is such a thing as incompetent benevolence, it seems like there should be “competent malevolence,” but there just isn’t. It’s a comic book stuff. Mythological thinking.

Inflation was 4% two years ago, PM. And we now have record 10 year unemployment & business failures, while ~3% of our working age citizens have fled

We shouldn't have to fact check our own governments like the US does, do we? #auspol #newzealand #nzpol

reminded of my most dad coded political opinion which is that we need a universal Naps and Lil Snacks For All program

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

He can't even do the end of his own political career right, the stupid bastard

I'm really mad that Luxo isn't entertaining me at all today because that means I have to peep over the parapet and look at all the truly horrible things

Carl Bates MP for Whanganui praises himself with a fake account

Chatter from the other place says Chris Penk and Joseph Mooney are using sock puppet accounts.

Wouldn't be the first National Party MP to use a fake account on social media would it?

These National Party NZ politicians are so pathetic, don't they have real work to do?

#nzpol #newzealand

Trump "Iran had all these missiles, far more than anyone thought".

The guy is such a moron.

Today is just ... awful?

Like.

You ever get to the point the things are just compounding so much and getting so awful that they start to get funny.

Most councils don’t track real-time water use, and you can’t manage what you don’t measure

Comment from Victoria University: Four out of five NZ councils do not collect real-time water use data as climate change multiplies the risks of contamination and insufficient supply.

"yeah yeah, people die all the time! How does this affect you and your wallet!" - AoNZ media.

Ya know, I never thought I'd see the same level of camaraderie felt through WW2. Guess I still won't...

#nzpol