Unveiling of Terry Jones Statue - Visit Conwy CALLING ALL MONTY PYTHON FANS! Comedy Legends MICHAEL PALIN and TERRY GILLIAM will be in Colwyn Bay on SATURDAY 25th APRIL for a very special celebration to unveil an exciting new statue of their old ...

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughy boy...

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Nearly 160,000 uninsured cars seized on UK roads Seizure numbers hit a 17-year high as an estimated 300,000 uninsured vehicles are driven each day.

Uninsured driving reaches "17yr old - high", which is also a description of most of the offenders.
#newsgags

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I listened to it in the bath, it was very immersive.

Radical with Amol Rajan - The Reading Recession: Are We Making Ourselves Less Intelligent? (James Marriott) - BBC Sounds Tracing the historical relationship between reading, intelligence and democracy.

Scary reading news (not available on YouTube)

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There's this new journal - which is...

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#thenakedweek

Come to my free productivity event. I filmed it in my car as I'm now so productive and have so many sales, I have no time to make videos safely at home.

#humour

Meanwhile, on the moon...

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two bunny mascots are standing next to each other in a field of easter eggs ALT: two bunny mascots are standing next to each other in a field of easter eggs

Er Hi, my name is Mike and I'm addicted to mini eggs. I've been clean for... the last 25 minutes.

Thanks @hennell.bsky.social 👍

Bad day for Bagpuss?

Did you have too much news? | Your news is showing

Don't overdo it on news, here's a bite-size show of topical gags.
#comedy #news #humor #humour

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Britain to introduce new inflatable warships to expand fleet A Downing Street source suggested that if successful, this scheme could be expanded to include inflatable army tanks and fighter jets, allowing for a fully air-powered military by 2035.

Nice bit of business here:

ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-to-i...

Keep soldering on (you've got soul and know how to solder)

Military cross? Yep they're pretty annoyed right now.

Monday done and still no sign of the Capybara...

Trump may be in dire straits, he claims he was the original drummer
Iran: We are not Hormuz'd

And... Which is?

Love the news in Haikus this week (and your bit)

We all wish this wasn't true...

News lives in a house like this? | Your news is showing

Newsjokes in a podcast? Sure - here you go.
#comedy #newsjokes #newspodcast #jokes

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You receive an invite to a supper with 12 other guests. Do you accept?

Press Alt-J to activate the water-walk.

Capybara on the run after escaping from Marwell Zoo Marwell Zoo has appealed for the public's help in finding the giant rodent on the loose.

28 days later, Britain is overrun by giant guinea pigs. It begins...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Upbeat is a good word for it, Trump and Hegeseth are nothing but Up-beat or is that Beat-up?

Great podcast - really enjoyed Stew Lee and Ria Lina episodes recently. 👍

Capybara on the run after escaping from Marwell Zoo Marwell Zoo has appealed for the public's help in finding the giant rodent on the loose.

Also this:

Capybara on the run after escaping from Marwell Zoo - BBC News

#capbara
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a group of capybaras are eating grass together and saying `` good morning '' . Alt: Capybaras eating grass together and saying `` good morning '' .

Are female Capybaras called Capybarbara? Suggestions welcome.

#capybara #comedy

😂 yes let's say it's that

Sorry, I'm now a giant beatle and can't read this

Never could get the hang of Thursdays...