Yup, getting a mug for the office. I played that lihe for my partner and he just stopped and looked at me and said "yeah. That's exactly you."

Positive happy vibes!!🕯️☕️ 📚

Photo of a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup and Guinness in the background

Eggs in a basket grilled cheese sandwich! Very tasty, and my first time making eggs in a basket!

No idea if this will go far, since I don't post here much, I'm sure it'll come off as sketch, but a guy's gotta try

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Hey folks, please help...
My girlfriend was unjustly fired, just over a month ago, and unemployment is taking forever to approve her. She needs help paying her mortgage, if y'all could take a second to help or boost, you'd be helping out a genuinely wonderful person. Tysm 💜 gofund.me/f1e63b1e4

Was-was it posted on Wednesday??

It is 0711, I have been awake for less than two hours, and the wildest take I've seen online so far is claiming that JRR Tolkien only published one(1) book in life, the rest were published posthumously. Google is free, still.

a cartoon character with a shirt that says i 'm old on it ALT: a cartoon character with a shirt that says i 'm old on it

I know it's April Fool's day, but my gf's kid turns 17 today and that is somehow not a prank.

'no', that I was unhappy with her and cannot trust her again, and that I would not allow her back into my life. What a deeply cathartic dream 😊

Two full years after my ex left in the middle of the night, ending our relationship, I had a dream where she tried to move back in, and asked to be added to our account. In my dream I finally got to tell her...

💚 Burnside Bridge Portland, Oregon

THE WITCH WHO TRADES WITH DEATH is now available in paperback with sprayed edges!

#fantasybooks #darkfantasybooks

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Re: my last reposts

“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

Alright y’all this is a small thing but an easy one

Stop buying books from Amazon

Instead buy them from Bookshop.com which supports your local bookstores

Here’s a 20% discount on your first order

refer.bookshop.org/jen52349

Happy Spring Equinox. I'm doing some spring cleaning. 💜🕯️🕯️🕯️ #springequinox #springcleaning #faepunk #adfdruid #goodriddance

And I realized, that means it's done. It is time to put that day behind me. Yeah, I still have trauma left from her actions, both on that day and throughout our relationship. But I am healthier now, and happier, and I am able to sleep through the nights. So...

I remember standing on the patio, leaving her a voicemail, asking her to talk to us, to just confirm proof of life. And most of all I remember trying to imbue that candle with energy of a happy family of three. I threw that candle away. The wick is stuck in the wax and refusing to stay lit...

Those memories are shadowed over with texts and calls trying to get hold of someone who walked out on us, in the middle of the night, without a single word. They are shadowed with the anxiety of what my husband might do because she left. There are some good memories of the party, but mostly...

I just threw away the candle I made for Imbolc on the day my girlfriend left us. I kept it for to long, because I wanted to hold onto the memories of the candle carving party with my friends. But when I look at those memories, they're not good ones...

At least I don't need any coffee this AM!

Oh, cool, yay...my first PTSD panic attack in years because some asshole turning left didn't check to see if there was a pedestrian in the crosswalk. Then when he came up on me, he didn't stop, he tried to navigate around me... #pedestrian #ptsd #anxiety

I cannot tell you how many times in the last year I've been like 'yeah. Something's going on in my body chemistry, but I dunno what. I just don't wanna do the thing.' But I do know what's up. It's called "Living in America, and I'm Depressed (tm)"

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Ooooh, have I made it? Am I how Pagany enough for the Pagan club? 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Can we just do away with that question in general? I also am peeved by the people who call/message, ask how you are, then just barrel on without waiting

Not that the nose itself is weird, it's just weird to see it on this character! 😅

....nose is weird.....

But, yeah, same. Took five-ever to get to sleep last night

What's a minor pet peeve you have that you'd never really mention, but still bothers you whenever you see it? I'll go first:

I wish people wouldn't send emails without a subject line! How do I know if your email is worth reading if there's no header?

#petpeeve #millenialwoes

Bobs Burgers scene features three characters in an alley. Louise (with bunny ears) asks about vegan alternatives for egging a fascist, while another responds that they only found a brick, to which the first character replies, "Perfect."

HA!

This reply was written through a haze of cold medicine and congestion, so apologies for any typos, and I hope it made sense, even if it didn't really answer the question! 😅