I don’t think unicorns would whinny like normal horse.

better get that checked out

gotta get her swabbed every ten years or so

my colon is in ship-shape!

I'm the world's luckiest duck because to me, the Suprep tastes like grape battery acid and if i had to choose a flavor for my battery acid it would be grape! I feel like a monster for enjoying the cursed juice

It's SO ok to rest, your body and mind need every scrap of rest you can give them, even if your brain is screaming at you that it doesn't! But I totally relate—I have me/cfs and learning to rest without guilt has been one of the hardest aspects!

hell yeah

somebody's about to be shrimply having a wonderful shrimpmastime

Oh no! I so hope you find yourself on a good luck streak soon!

we got these today!! I'm so excited to play as Reece Witherbloom

you're so pretty and this is magnificent

a screenshot of my Visible app dashboard showing that I used 69 pace points out of my daily budget of 22.

I went gallivanting around Salem with friends today....nice / oh no

#pem #longcovid #mecfs

it's an asphodel

#altstyle #gothfrieren #frierencosplay #cosplaygirls #altgirl #tease #boobs #ofgirl #cosplaysky

"bad shoes mode" on Sunday April 26 at 8pm in the Capitol Theatre, 204 Mass Ave, Arlington MA 02475. Featuring Bad Sparrow, DonutShoes, Battlemode

Boston! Next week on Sunday April 26th, I'll be partying in Arlington at Capitol Theatre! alongside @punk1290.bsky.social and @battlemode.bsky.social, swing by it's gonna be a good time!

ugh, love that feeling

don't look at me, Nicole, I'm trying to die

Nicole Kidman is becoming a death doula! imagine trying to shuffle off the mortal coil and Nicole Kidman is just there in the room. I don't think I would be able to focus

omg so true

it's always jacket potatoes and never pants potatoes

marriage material

at least it's raining

meanwhile I am rock hard for crime, I mean on crime

I should rent him out to haunted houses, because if there was anything there it definitely got tf out...i think my own soul nearly left

where am I supposed to put this constant sense of impending doom

thinking about the time my husband sat up in bed, screamed "GET OUUUT" toward the bedroom doorway, and then went back to sleep

I thought the antichrist was gonna be hot

put her back in the well

💜💜💜

a post-therapy bathroom selfie for @twatts-up.bsky.social

Raspberry-Balsamic Livingtoofaraway