Only airsoles were into Doc Martens!
#LunchPun #joke #humour #jokes #funny

Indicate : female independent and alternative
band member,
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

You could drive a coach & horses
through my mate's Dick Turpin impression!
#LunchPun #joke #funny #jokes #humour

A street pastor buttonholed me
outside Wetherspoons.
'If you found £20, would you do what
Jesus would do?'
'Yeah... I'd turn it into wine!'
#LunchPun #joke #funny #jokes #humour

Apologise: dressed as a horse riding competitor.
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

I'm not saying my mate is out of
condition, but he won Benidorm's
wet tee shirt competition last year,
and he didn't even enter!
#LunchPun #joke #funny #jokes #humour

Door: a command for action with consequences
for non-compliance.
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

“Howya head”

Picasso: From the Studio, NGI

Hard to believe this was taken on a January afternoon in Dublin 🙂

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence

‘I wouldn’t have minded being a scrap-metal dealer.’

My latest acquisition a Fender Player 2 Stratocaster,I had an American made one in 1982,but couldn't get on with it so over 40 years on I decided to try again,the trem had to go,a couple of weeks in, it's a decent guitar,not my favourite one but in the top 4 or 5

Driving me round the effin bend listening to them,banter is one thing ,but the abuse they're spewing out,is vile,at least got to see Tramp sitting in a bullet proof case, popular guy😂😂

Puddy Resurrection

Today's blog post tries to tidy up last Sunday's rather outlandish events in relation to our cat.

The Write Stuff – An Evening of Poetry, Songs and Laughter Chapters Bookstore presents The Write Stuff – An Evening of Poetry, Songs and Laughter Hosted By Steve O'Toole

I’m delighted to be part of @itsthewritestuff.bsky.social event at @Chaptersbookstore.bsky.social Dublin with Cathy Shah, Steve O’Toole & @runwaylights.bsky.social on Thursday. Should be a buzz 🙂✌️Check it here
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On Thursday my bad knee gave way I stumbled, fell backwards,landed on my 12st guitar,Rest in Pieces,ruined,I had just bought an Epiphone Casino,so will replace 12 st next year, when choices are better, Casino is arriving in Tuesday 🎸👍

Very good news Ken,I'm guessing she is neutered, sometimes being intact leads to roaming,main thing is you got her back, Happy Days😸👍

Sorry to read this Ken,but you gave her a good life, considerably longer than she would have had in the open & a more comfortable one too,it may have been her time was coming to an end,when this happens some stray away from home,to pass away on their own terms,maybe one day you'll help another kitty

Oasis on tour are having some
problems with their shopping trollies:
'Lidl by Lidl the wheels are slowly coming off'!

#LunchPun #joke #jokes #funny #humor

Good morning! 😀

Better decline to be taken behind
the scenes at The Bonnie Blue touring
show!

#LunchPun #joke #jokes #funny #humor

The missus entered the Club Sandwich
Award of the Year.
'What do you really think?'
'It tastes really great, dear.'
I know which side my bread is buttered
on!'

#LunchPun #joke #humor #jokes #funny

Young man: 'Just dropped something sic
and it went viral!'
Old Man: 'Christ ... keep away from me!'

#LunchPun #funny #joke #humor #jokes

REVIVING GAZA BENEFIT - Whelan's

Despite the ongoing genocide there has to be hope. Check this out.
The team at Reviving Gaza Volunteers across Europe have been fundraising and … The team of volunteers in Gaza allow for the successful delivery of all projects on the ground. #Dublin

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Horslips: ‘Eamon saw Cúchulainn as a superhero. It was a combination of Stan Lee and Lady Gregory’ Horslips’s Dearg Doom contains probably the most unforgettable riff in any song by an Irish band. And then, when that verse kicks in: “When you see me coming, you had better run, run, run... from Dear...

The past is a foreign country? No, it’s not. No escape 😂
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I took this #Craviotto for a test drive on Saturday and wasn’t disappointed. #BoyRacer 😁 #BringTheBeatBack #HandCraftedSolidShell

Memories of summer 🙂

Fundraising Gig for Gaza .. Friday @whelanslive.bsky.social #Dublin

a collie dog standing next to a man looking at him ALT: a collie dog standing next to a man looking at him

#IOnlyYellWhen in hell or at the bottom of a well down which I fell🤦‍♂️

Looking at getting an Epiphone Casino,My Gretsch semi,needs a bit of work & buying Casino might be a better idea,as I'm not that keen on it,after a lot of thought the sunburst is the choice, natural is cool but I've seen a few with inconsistent finishes,with my luck I'd end up with one of those