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weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

I don't think enough people know how important Sicario has become in the Dumb Violent Guy canon, this is their version of women who wanted to do Eat Pray Love

A young white plane mascot with rosy cheeks, a red neck scarf, and a blue pilot’s cap stands in front a digital sign saying “Kansai Airports”.

Kansai Airport's mascot is a young plane named Sorayan.

Hi Kara! Always nice to get a wink and a hello from Supergirl. You and your cousin had a big day yesterday. Why don't you take the day off? Go do something super!

❤️💛🩵 Have a super day! 🩵💛❤️

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When Jeffrey Lebowski wants to find someone to bowl against:

Display at Sephora that says “The Next Big Thing: Makeup”

you hear about video games?

Insane Monkey’s Paw shit

I have made it outside

Bluesky has the juice because the 5 trending topics last night were all sports-related & none of them were WrestleMania. Related: bluesky really, really likes Wemby.

There was no wrestling for the wrestling fans on here

Saw plenty of AEW fans tweeting about all the best matches from the weekend: Blue Panther vs Ultimo Guerrero, Joey Janella vs Brodie Lee Jr, Senka Akatsuki vs Chris Hero

Y’all better give us the same energy for #STARDOM ALL STAR GRAND QUEENDOM on SAT/SUN (wherever you guys are at)

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Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

I don’t practice sanitaria, I don’t have crystal ball, I made a million dollars at Saudi back LIV Golf

come on man.

Baby forced to twerk in Gay city

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

i didn't forget to do early bird registration for combo breaker, i am simply supporting the community

flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

Slow end of work week so

Reply with your character sheet and Ill tell you what I think they'd do for a command grab if they were in a fighting game.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles

Opinion Homes I've no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I'd miss it for ever if it went missing Adrian Chiles

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

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We must carry His spirit. It is time

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