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IT’S OFFICIAL! My horror novel, WEREWOLVES OF WAFFLE HUTCH, is coming to a bookstore near you next spring! 🐺🧇

Original 1925 jacket cover of The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby Here is a novel, glamorous, ironical, compassionate a marvellous fusion into unity of the curious incongruities of the life of the period which reveals a hero like no other one who could live at no other time and in no other place. But he will live as a character, we surmise, as long as the memory of any reader lasts. "There was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life. .. It was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again?" It is the story of this Jay Gatsby who came so mysteriously to West Egg, of his sumptuous er-tertainments, and of his love for Daisy Buchanan a story that ranges from pure lyrical beauty to sheer brutal realism, and is infused with a sense of the strangeness of human circumstance in a heedless universe. It is a magical, living book, blended of irony, romance, and mysticism. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS The GREAT GATSBY FITZGERALD

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Jeremy Allen White - "You should always have a book with you. You don't wanna be out there looking like a bozo."

This is great! Can I be added?

Bilbo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) saying "I am old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart."

when you're old enough to have had a xanga and myspace and you're starting over on a new social media app in the year of our lord 2024:

I read Bunny by Mona Awad while recovering from surgery & it was SO cool! I had to make a mock-cover for it. 🐰🪓

PLEASE sign me and my weird little book up 🙏

Here’s my #AgentsGuide for WEREWOLVES OF WAFFLE HUTCH, my Appalachian Gothic eco-horror-comedy (phew).
If you’ve ever watched The Bear on Hulu and thought “dang I wish these cooks could fight off cryptids and cults in West Virginia” boy have I got the book for you 🧇

Miss Lisa is a Wine Mom™️ whose Mary Kay makeover parties are a front for her redneck witch coven.

“The reason Deanna’s mother kept buying Miss Lisa’s stock of Mary Kay products was because Miss Lisa dealt in far more valuable merchandise: gossip.” #WIPSnips

the vibes recently

Werewolves of Waffle Hutch Playlist · Rebecca · 79 items

Last #UnhingedPit is a playlist. If you want a spooky, folksy, autumnal vibe for your morning commute (or moonlight prowl) hollaback 🐺🧇 #Q #H

open.spotify.com/playlist/4P0...

Order up, #UnhingedPit! WEREWOLVES OF WAFFLE HUTCH, my Appalachian Gothic horror comedy with a disgraced Michelin star chef lead, is scattered, smothered, and covered in weird tropes! #H #Q

I *knew* I forgot something! Haha thanks!

a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace is holding a black glove . Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace is holding a black glove . From Murder She Wrote

*If Schitt’s Creek and Only Murders in the Building made a baby while Murder She Wrote watched, FUCK THIS MURDER would be it*

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#unhingedpit
#A #My #Q #OWN #Disabilty #neurodiverse #LGBTQIA

family guy meme of Noah on the ark with different animals all labeled with different titles "Dungeons and Dragons" "Alice in Wonderland" "Sailor Moon" "InuYasha" in the top panel. the bottom panel shows a hybrid of all the animals on the ark with God asking "what the hell is this?". the hybrid animal is labeled with "my WIP"

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#unhingedpit #WIP #F #R #YA