dmv employee is hologram of sentient insect. you feed it fruits, papers, lizards. the person in line behind you offers a child. you feed the child to the hologram, who transmutes the child and returns it to you holding a toy truck. congrantolarions. now you can truck
Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.
The strategy should always be about seizing levers of power away from them.
eggs and cocktail sauce sunday
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
what
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
The Kool Aid man spills red out of his pitcher while proclaiming “ as Enki, old GOS OF sumer, the seed spilled from my loins formed the river that gave life to ancient Mesopotamia. Now, born anew, I give this gift again to usher in a new age of refreshment. Drink to your fill. Kool-Aid is my cum, if that wasn’t clear.”
Kool Aid Man
The pseudo-lepidopters are easily detected by true butterflies, who ask them to describe metamorphosis: their words are never quite right—they haven't been through that glimmering tube, haven't felt the slime gateways inside themselves
need more non-cgi non-ai anthropomorphic orca programming with elaborate puppetry and surreal costumes similar to dinosaurs
a seagull carved statue illuminated from the bottom sits behind a computer monitor with leaves in the background on. some blinds
my seagull is looking especially menacing this evening
Platner's working-class aesthetic makes people assume that he joined the military and Blackwater out of economic necessity, rather than his admitted desire to go kill brown people.
those born after a certain age were primed to identify dinosaurs like in preparation for the fulfillment of the thunder lizard prophecy you know where the dinosaurs come back
Gotta try one every now and then to remember how far you've come.
high as hell and had to convince myself I just did my taxes "the tax slayer says so"
through a window a pair of eyes can be seen. Voice 1: Honey, Please turn on the light. I think there's someone outside our window. I can see eyes. Voice 2: I'm gonna show that pervert. The light clicks on. Outside the window is a giant homunculus made of hundreds of eyes. Voice 1: Oh! It's only Eyelor The Gazer. Hey Gazer. Voice 2: Oh dang, yo Gazer, what's up dude? The Gazer: Oh you know me. Just peepin'. Voice 2: Hell yeah.
Someone outside, watching
I'm glad I ended up in the same simulation as you guys
It’s not Clavicular’s fault, he is life trapped in facetiously perfect form machined together from a unique striate of WASP eugenics and late stage capitalism
intricate illustration of puffins diving underwater to catch fish, pen and black ink with painted orange highlights
#WorldPuffinDay :
Jessica Eggers (South Africa)
Atlantic #Puffins, 2026
Pen & Ink, Watercolor & Gouache on heavyweight paper
www.instagram.com/p/DVeEkzQDH5...
#BirdsInArt #WomenArtists #SciArt
The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.
the most nineties thing I ever did was seeing sinbad at the airport I worked at in 1999 and saying sinbad! aloud and him pointing in the most jovial manner with a big smile it should have been overlaid with rickety composite global village aesthetic clip art
This artwork is titled Landscape at Dusk (aka Winterly Creek at Dusk), created by the Norwegian-born painter Ludvig Munthe (1841–1896). Munthe was a landscape painter known for winter motifs. Oil on wood. A winter scene featuring a farmhouse, a crimson sky with a full moon, and figures walking on frozen water.
Landscape at Dusk (aka Winterly Creek at Dusk) (1891), Ludvig Munthe.
Oil on wood
I think they could say Britney y'know
LOOSE POODLE
The White House is now like one of those outsider art shacks in the California desert where the probably crazy occupant just keeps gluing weird stuff on the walls.
lil bub would have hated how this all panned out
Map showing snow water equivalent percent of the 1991-2020 median for the Western United States on April 10, 2026.
This is a frightening map, especially given the fact that this is normally near the peak in snowpack across the West. There are many far-reaching consequences from this historic snow drought, ranging from increasing risk of summer wildfires to major water concerns.
Map by nwcc-apps.sc.egov.usda.gov
Quite a few Killdeer out and about this weekend
Waldport, Oregon
#birds #birdphotography
lost down the used commercial microwave wormhole
