The nonce formerly known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested for misconduct in public office. Which, if convicted, could lead to a life sentence.
Which is nice.

To the interwebs!

Look what the postie just delivered, the newest book by folklore legend (and rumoured cryptid in her downtime), the amazing @icysedgwick.bsky.social 🎉💘🔮

Harvest knows you too well…
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Wild parakeets in norf London hanging out in the back garden

Me and @darrentite.bsky.social hanging out with the amazing @icysedgwick.bsky.social at #TheHauntedLandscape talks at Conway Hall.

Today I will be explaining to my monsteras that UNLESS they are totally rootbound, their roots are meant to stay in their spacious pots, not make themselves at home in their semi-hydro reservoir.
What’s the betting that they will pay no attention to me?

He is, by all accounts, quite miffed.
Charles is looking at the continuation of the House of Windsor, and Andrew remaining in it, with all the taxpayer funding etc. would make the UK becoming a republic more likely.
But then, Charles is privately funding the new living arrangements. Because family…

🤣🤣🤣 Although I have been really good with yarn as I am stash busting and knitting through what I have.
[hides boxes from houseplant retailers]

Yup - even Prince. Off the top of my head, the last time this happened to a child of a monarch, it was Princess Elizabeth being demoted to the Lady Elizabeth when Henry VIII had Anne Boleyn executed.

So from now on he is Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

Good.

Weight loss win - I can fit a whole extra bum cheek on my office chair if I wanted to 🤣🍑🪑

Recent plant pics

I just did a full, no supporting knee, side plank for the first time!
#fitness #WeightBearingExercise #PersonalBest

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It is 2325hrs. I am tired. I want to go to bed. I cannot go to bed. I am the bed. GeoffreyCat is using me as a mattress. He is fast asleep and snoring. I can’t disturb him.

The best of Fatboy Slim is making autumn feel like summer. Just remember to hydrate while you eat sleep rave repeat.

I’ll have to check it out - thank you 👍🏻💚

Today’s soundtrack is the David Bowie singles collection. There is indeed life on Mars.

A squirrel in Lloyd Park, E17 having a snack.
#squirrel #LondonWildlife #Walthamstow

Today was Watering the Succulent Sorority Day. All in all, it took me a couple of hours to water everything succulent and cacti-based (except the lithops because they prefer things to be even drier).
The photo is of four of my newest succulents planted up and watered.
#succulents

A black cat lying down on a flattened cardboard box

I flattened this cardboard box so I could put it in the recycling. GeoffreyCat did not agree with me, so it is now a cat bed…

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Something that has made me happy is having the Snoopy background option on my smart watch. The first theatre show I remember is seeing Charlie Brown and Snoopy live, and I have always had a soft spot for Peanuts.

I do like my brain. A chilled Friday night I thought. A bit of YouTube and telly.
So why at 10.30pm I had to sort through the kitchen cupboards to get rid of everything past its best before/use by date, I don’t know. On the plus side, I have more cupboard space.

Is there a way to link up with the @princecharlescinema.com as they are doing a Lynchian weekend for the August bank holiday?

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If I am wide awake, I feel nothing, except a mild distain, for Labubus. If I am sleepy and doomscrolling and see one, then they are adorable.

That is this weekend’s reading sorted out! This is the new release from @icysedgwick.bsky.social, illustrated by #MabelEstebanGarcía: #Ghostlore. This looks both stunning and informative 👻