WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

I WROTE A LONG THREAD ABOUT TRAINS AND IT DIDN'T POST?!

FUCK YOU #BLUESKY YOU GODDAMN GARBAGE APP.

Yeah, I call it the Willis Tower...

The WESLEY Willis Tower!

#rockoverlondon #rockonchicago #wheaties #thebreakfastofchampions

#chicago #streetphotographer #streetphotography #streetshots #blackandwhite #bwphotography #photography #photosky

For all the PDF awareness, not sure why dressing like a 1980s child molester is so in #fashion right now.

The Sopranos Tony Soprano GIF Alt: The Sopranos Tony Soprano "what are you gonna do?"

Be a shame if those shiny new data centers they're building were to have an unfortunate... accident.

Either a small motorcycle or a large ebike with a big insulated delivery bag on the back sits on the sidewalk.

I know it's sacrilege to Blueskyism to speak critically of #ebikes, but I'm sorry, I've seen far too many of these massive "bikes" zipping down the sidewalk. The side WALK.

I know riding on the street with cars can be scary, but it's where bikes belong.

Can we start shaming anyone who uses one?

You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya... punk?

#casino #chicago #streetphotographer #streetphotography #streetshots #photography #photosky

#Bluesky: Twitter is the worst! It's a dumpster fire! No one should use it anymore!

Also #Bluesky: *Twitter screenshot*

Still #Bluesky: *engage engage engage*

Oh, #Bluesky again: (monetized account on Twitter)

I sure hope all the people who didn't vote because "both parties are just the same" or "Kamala would have been just as bad" are pleased with themselves.

When you base your life on mythology...

#Bluesky: Republicans are all evil pieces of shit! Fuck them and fuck anyone who voted for them!

Also #Bluesky: How dare you say those people who voted Republican deserve any of the bad things the Republicans they voted for did!

Leave No Stone Unturned: An Easter Challenge For Christians by Dan Barker (August 2000) By Dan Barker An Easter Challenge For Christians I HAVE AN EASTER challenge for Christians. My challenge is simply this: tell me what happened on Easter. I am not asking

Fun #Easter fact:

You cannot make one cohesive narrative from the four separate #gospel accounts.

They vary on a great number of details, almost like they were cobbled together decades later by anonymous authors... not "eyewitnesses." 🙄

#BibleStories #mythology

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This Easter remember JESUS WAS NOT A ZOMBIE le was not mindless nor did he consume anyone GHOUL Nor was he a or WIGHT. Although his sou and intellect were intact, he was nol a roting corpse. He was "vampire. Vhile he transubstantiated wine into blooo Hle never drank it trom a persor qnosi Jesus was not a or WRAITH. He corporeal and still had his wounds It is clear. JESUS WAS A LICH A lich is created when a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his soul to his animaled corpse and thereby achieves mmorlality. Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, their bodies stil bearing the wounds they received before their death. liches ofien have the power of necromancy, which allow them to bring the dead back to life

So I know #Bluesky is all about being technically correct—the best kind—so this #Easter chill with the #ZombieJesusDay lulz...

Jesus was not a zombie.

Jesus was a lich.

I mean at least according to the myths.

#HappyEaster

Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate.

Bring it in, boys!

a computer generated image of a rainbow colored comet flying through space Alt: "The more you know" star, but it just says "autism."

It's #WorldAutismAwarenessDay.

So yeah, #autism — be aware of it. 👍

Very generous of Micheal to call what Rob does "comedy."

Chicago's Bean, which yes, is actually Cloud Gate by Anish Kapoor—who is an asshole, so fuck him. Call it The Bean.

Had a friend visiting Chicago today to do tourist stuff, so met down at The Bean. Too many tourists to get a good shot, but here's one from a while back when they had it closed off.

#chicago #thebean #streetphotographer #streetphotography #streetshots #photography #photosky

Old vs new.

#chicago #skyline #skyscraper #streetphotographer #streetphotography #streetshots #photography #photosky

Some good Christian has vandalized the artwork on a private business to let passersby know "Jesús loves you!" Someone else has replied "Trump loves 13-year-olds."

They're not wrong...

Well, at least one of them.

#chicago #streetphotography #streetshots #photography #photosky

Please. That's no "truth."

He wouldn't be bothered to stop golfing, let alone to salute some loser casualty.

I do appreciate when a seller on #eBay sends an offer on something I've looked at, but when it's like the one I just got...

4% off? Wow. Thanks. 🙄

Always depressing seeing infants in their strollere staring blankly at a fucking phone.

What kind of shit parent does that?

Listening to some classic rock from the 1900s and got to thinking how sad it is that Kids These Days will never know the joy of going to a music store and buying an album that just came out, taking it home, and kicking back with friends, having a drink, smoking a joint, and grooving.

OK, so yes, it's ultimately the car drivers's fault because obviously, but I've seen the way kids ride those Lime/Divvy scooters, especially around the neighborhoods. No helmets, two kids on a scooter, weaving all over the street, on their phones...

Maybe "children" shouldn't ride them.

They're not Fake Christians, they're not "Christians," they're Christian fanatics, Christian extremists, Christian fundamentalists, Christian Nationalists.

No one calls ISIS Fake Muslims.

Rapture Survivor Card Celebrate 2000 years of "any day now" Survive 9 End Times predictions and the 10th one is free! (5 boxes have been checked)

Welp, looks like we survived another #rapture.

Hope everyone got their cards punched!

a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and the words going down are on the screen Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and the words going down are on the screen

Thank Ronald Reagan.

It's nice that #TSA are suddenly heros... a highly-trained, dedicated and respectful force for order in airports.

🙄

I don't fly often, but they're almost always gruff, barking orders. You can tell that this is the first bit of authority in their lives and by god, they're going to use it.