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I'm envious of people enjoying cannabis today but I'm way more envious of people enjoying meth every day

Does the phrase “watch this space” derive from the Sneaker Pimps song or is that just a huge coincidence?

a mascot is laying on the ice wearing a hat and gloves Alt: GIF of Gritty laying seductively on an ice rink as various lights flash behind him and reflect on the ice

Looking forward to playoff hockey again has me like

This is the angriest Penguins and Florence + The Machine fans have ever been at the exact same time

People will post links to stuff like “The Efficacy of Doing the Same Shit Over and Over Again While Everything Gets Remarkably Worse” and then demand you take them super seriously

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lmao wow #ripcity

a mascot is laying on the ice wearing a hat and gloves Alt: GIF of Gritty laying seductively on an ice rink as various lights flash behind him and reflect on the ice

Looking forward to playoff hockey again has me like

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Just this morning I saw people (presumably liberals who maybe even think of themselves as progressives) on the other website ignoring this. Wonder what that's about

Gonna make a steak egg and cheese breakfast wrap. Might even throw fries in it and call it a burrito just to piss off @soundsncolor.bsky.social

HEY THAT'S TOMORROW!

a glizzy (hot dog) in a bun w/ketchup, mustard & relish, surrounded by purple flowers

a hand holds a glizzy (hot dog) in a bun w/ketchup, mustard & relish, in front of some red flowers

On Tuesday, our volunteers shared 70 servings of God Bless the Glizzlamic Republic of Iran (hot dogs) w/ketchup, mustard, & relish on the side w/our unhoused neighbors!

We rely on donations to feed people

Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland

#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX

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Tomorrow, at my apartment complex, the management is doing a "sweep" where anything left outside by residents will be gathered up and thrown away. Also , all planter and pots must be removed or they'll be thrown away. Anything planted in the ground will be covered in bark dust or killed. I wish I was joking. The complex is run by home forward, the management is Pinehurst. There is nothing in the lease that says we can't pant stuff. They say they're doing it to make it look better, but I don't understand how tearing up plants and destroying flowers and covering it with bark dust is an improvement. Last time they threw away bikes and grills. All perfectly Good stuff going to the landfill. They gave us 6 days notice, left it on our doors on Friday

The Ellington APARTMENTS April 03, 2026 Dear Residents, As we all know the weather will be changing and we will have more sunny days ahead. With the sunny days coming, The Ellington will be cleaning up the property, and we have scheduled a few projects that are coming up next week along with reminders. 1. On April 8,2026 we will be putting down bark dust all around each building. We will need all residents to remove everything away from the buildings, including plants and personal rocks. Any plants that have been planted into the ground will need to be removed and if not, the landscapers will lay bark dust over them. The Ellington or the landscapers will not be responsible or liable for any damaged potted plants and or plants in the ground. Residents have until Tuesday 4/7/26 to have all items removed. 2. The Ellington did a walk-through of the property and noticed many personal and non-exterior patio furniture being stored outside of the buildings. We noticed many BBQ pits on the property which are not allowed. We noticed trash, broken down items, and cigarette cup/cans filled with butts. All residents have until Tuesday 4/7/26 to remove all items or will receive a notice and all items will be removed by staff on Wednesday 4/8/26 at 8:00 AM if not removed by residents. 3. During our walk, many breezeway doors were propped. The doors are to always remain closed. Residents leaving doors propped are putting everyone else in the building at risk. 4. The Ellington is a NO SMOKING PROPERTY (Marijuana included); Smoking is allowed on the sidewalk. 5. All pets/animals must be on a leash and registered with the office. No breeding is allowed on the property. 6. All approved cameras need to be installed on the unit door

Home Forward @homeforward.bsky.social 49 followers 37 following 122 posts Home Forward is the Housing Authority serving Multnomah County. We're Oregon's largest provider of affordable housing. HomeForward.org

Rapid Response steals possessions from unhoused community members. In other news, Home Forward, Oregon's largest provider of affordable housing is allowing Pinehurst management to steal possessions from residents at 1610 NE 66th Ave, Portland, OR 97213 04/08/2026 @ 8am

#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx

what ever happened to Jason Mraz?

And also I lost $5 :(

As far as reputational harm is considered- Mr. Gonzalez dragging on his pissfit from 2024 is only serving to further diminish his reputation with this Portlander who was already sick and tired of Rene in 2024.

Every USSF ref should have a ball shot point blank at their skull at 90 mph so we can all see their personal definitions of a "natural hand position." That way every team can study the tape before a match and adjust accordingly.

smoked ham and sharp melted cheddar on slider buns

On Twosdays ago, our volunteers made & shared 50 servings of The Itsy Bitsy Sliders* w/our unhoused neighbors!

We rely on donations to feed people

Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland

#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX

*smoked ham & sharp melted cheddar on slider buns w/mustard packets

Feels like Chechia caught on but no one is bothered to say Türkiye

a close-up of vegetable stew on rice

slices of banana bread

On Sunday, the cook had to cancel due to illness - but a hero stepped up, saving the day! 24 servings of stew on rice & banana bread went out to some of our w/unhoused neighbors!

We rely on donations to feed people

Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland

#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX

Make some time for this

About 30,000 people out in Portland, OR for No Kings today.

A few hundred now gathered at the ICE facility. Things were quiet & ppl were chanting when suddenly DHS came out & made an arrest. Ppl pushed forward & forced them to retreat back into the building.

The "No Kings" marching today is awesome activist church. We appreciate and applaud your parade but please please come back and help us. Help the families destroyed by ICE and suuport the communities terrorized by all feds not just ICE.
Help the activists arrested for sticking up their family.

is [pop star] a feminist? Is Mastercard a queer ally? Is IRGC AI Lego propaganda my friend?

First in my bloodline to say any of this

is [pop star] a feminist? Is Mastercard a queer ally? Is IRGC AI Lego propaganda my friend?

The PDX anti-ICE defendant on trial for yelling at Sortor to leave as he fell backwards into a bioswale has been found not guilty.

The verdict was self evident & was probably only brought due to political pressure from Nick's buddies at the DOJ.

Nick is feigning indignance & says to "stay tuned".

I want to be a smartass and say "controlled opposition" but the state of unions in the US is such that this is unfortunately organic