TIL saying that a redditor can't know what another redditor's thoughts are is cause for epic argument. 🤦‍♀️

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Sex, Pies, and Videogames

#filmsky

It's all about the meat sheet. We have Brian Lagerstrom to thank for that.

Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with bibimbap on a maple cutting board. There is a hint of rice showing underneath bulgogi, roasted red peppers, chiffonade of spinach, shredded carrot, roasted shallots, gochujang sauce, wok-freid egg, garnished with scallion and black sesame seeds. In the background are roasted red pepper strips, shredded carrot, spinach, and a magenta bowl filled with bulgogi.

Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with final form (all mixed up) bibimbap on an oak table with a long-handled silver spoon stuck in it to the right.

Top-down photo of bibimbap prep on a maple cutting board. Top left to right: fried egg, then roasted red pepper stripe, shredded carrot, chiffonade of spinach. Bottom right: magenta bowl full of ground beef bulgogi. Center: beef-fat-roasted shallots.

Top-down photo of toaster oven roasted bulgogi and shallots swimming in beef fat and marinade on a foil-lined tray.

I made bibimbap with toaster-oven broiled ground beef bulgogi (and I roasted the shallots slices with the beef, which I highly recommend 👌) #foodsky #dinner #KoreanFood

If you see this, post a character that made you reconsider your sexual orientation

Even funnier since I'm a yogi

Been there with the can of chow mein noodles

Triscuits with sharp cheddar and pickled jalapeño slices toasted in the toaster oven. Trischos?

Photo of blossoming weeping cherry tree in front of my kitchen window

Dear Climate Change, please don't fuck with my cherry blossoms. TIA

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Oh I have to change my pants now

I have a signed copy 💅

My partner knows how much I love Kenji (my fake internet boo and fraternity bro from another chapter) and got me signed copies of The Wok, The Food Lab, and Every Night is Pizza Night. I am so loved by @applescruff909.bsky.social

🧵 If you missed the @meactnet.bsky.social/ @solveme.bsky.social zooms this week & you're not sure what you missed, have no fear! There are really just 3 actions. The first 2 take less than a minute & allies are invited to join. If you care about human health & dignity, join us! #MECFS #LongCovid

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Truly 🤬

@TheeDoctorB To everyone who ever said I didn’t “look sick”, know that I’m constantly running ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I’m doing it, and it’s eating up at least 50% of my RAM. It’s also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating

Oh yeah there are also 2 eggs and 75 g oil

Top-down photo of strawberry cake mix cookies

Head-on photo of split strawberry cake mix cookie

Y'all tried the viral cake mix cookies yet?

Strawberry cake mix with a strawberry jello packet (my wild whim - very good) and freeze-dried strawberry powder dusted straight out of the oven. #cookies #foodsky #baking

@applescruff909.bsky.social (who is driving rn) just said, "I'd tell you about my date with Medusa, but I'm too stoned." 😂

I should tell my Hercules joke, it hits hard.

I'm way too fucked up to remember my Bacchus joke.

Share an actor you love.

Share an actor you love.

Every time I tell my Persephone joke they send me back to hell for 6 months

Tragic when this happens. Try not to let it defeat you. It's all data. I wish you a satisfying lunch. 💜

Una having a cheeto crisis on top of a green blanket. She's pushing her paws hard into the blanket and tucking her face into them in a helpless gesture toward an open baggie of cheetos.

Tragic lives of dogs

Photo of an evil demon black kitty cat lying casually on her side with her paw over her mom's hand on a keyboard in an apparent attempt to stop mom from shitposting on somethingawful.com

Reminds me of my Booger, RIP

BUT MOOOOOOOOOM 😭