🍞 Fifendekel is known for their delicious sunflower bread, but did you know that they sell ready to bake frozen dough? They gifted me a bag to try at home. It makes two regular size loaves. My home smelled incredible! The bread? Yummazing! 🍞
#yeg #yeggers #edmonton
Someone left Celery on my porch...
I think I'm being stalked
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car go "beep beep"!
What do you call sad coffee?
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Despresso.
Apparently in London, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
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Knock, knock
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
Early birthday lunch for hubby Fifendekel. We chose Chili & Cauliflower-Cheese soup. Chili came with 2 buns. Soup came with Fife's famous sunflower bread. Of course no birthday would be complete without pie! Hubs chose Cherry & I got Crumbleberry. Delicious & filling!
#yeg
Write your MLA!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up
This is UNACCEPTABLE! This violates Canadian Human Rights!
Tell MLA Petrovic & your MLA you oppose this petition.
cc @naheednenshi.bsky.social @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social #yeg #yyc #yeggers @Alberta
How do you make a lemon drop?
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Just let it fall.
Fun evening spent at Wîhkwêntôwin Community League Sit & Stitch night. 15 people showed up last night! Who knew so many still enjoy needle crafts? Thank you @fifendekel for the yummiest complimentary tray of sweets 🤤
#yeg #yeggers #edmonton #crochet #knitting
Why didn't we publish with traditional publishers? They won't take new authors unless they've sold hundreds of thousands of copies independently. That's not easy!
Please support us & other independent Canadian authors. Our stories take place in Canada 🇨🇦
#yeg #booksky #edmonton #yeggers #Alberta
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals.
What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?
Daffodills
I hear you.
Why didn't we publish with traditional publishers? They won't take new authors unless they've sold hundreds of thousands of copies independently. That's not easy!
Please support us & other independent Canadian authors. Our stories take place in Canada 🇨🇦
#yeg #booksky #edmonton #yeggers #Alberta
Fun evening spent at Wîhkwêntôwin Community League Sit & Stitch night. 15 people showed up last night! Who knew so many still enjoy needle crafts? Thank you @fifendekel for the yummiest complimentary tray of sweets 🤤
#yeg #yeggers #edmonton #crochet #knitting
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
I tripped in France!!
Eiffel over.
*I'll show myself out.
