It is every cat’s sacred duty to be as annoying as possible while being completely endearing at the same time.

“Come! Let us feast!” hits completely different than “Dinner’s ready!”

A friend of mind is an actor, and he just landed a part as Satan’s lawyer in an upcoming production.

He’s playing devil’s advocate.

#puns #dadjokes

You’re not crazy at all.

Happy #Easter, everybody. Also happy birthday to my niece Damiana, who has now completed her 20th orbit of the Sun.

Now that’s awesome.

A book of fiction. Not law, science, or history, contrary to what these people erroneously believe.

If a veterinarian treats a duck, they’re practicing…

…quack medicine.

#puns #dadjokes

“Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today.”

-Pink Floyd

I said it before and I’ll say it again, that catenary is pretty sweet. And it’s doubly sweet because the trains actually draw power from it.

Question though, what are you using to insulate the live wire from the brass gantries?

Nice signals. Are they triggered by passing trains?

Pi! Pi! He’s so fine! Three point one four one five nine!

A friendly reminder that the whole red v. blue/GOP v. Dem/conservative v. liberal thing is a ruse to cover up what’s really going on in this country: the billionaire class own the entire government, and they’re actively screwing over the workers.

It violates both US *and* international law.

They mean the anti-American white supremacist fascists and amoral billionaire tech bros who put him there.

I must say, your drawings are excellent.

For what it’s worth, I was part of the roughly one-third of the populace that voted for Kamala Harris.

I’d say we’ve been a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie since Reagan.

Carpentry is the art of building things out of wood, and a carpenter is someone who practices said art. Why, then, do we not have a verb “carpent” meaning to build something out of wood?

Carpentry is the art of building things out of wood, and a carpenter is someone who practices said art. Why, then, do we not have a verb “carpent” meaning to build something out of wood?

(Congrats on making it into the competition BTW.)

I tried to remember how many model train wrecks I’ve had over the years, but I lost track.

Notice how high the trolleybus wires need to be to clear whatever train might come through here.

Veggie, Mike’s way?

Gotta love when your cat snuggles up to you in bed and purrs contentedly.

#catdadlife

HANGRY: a state of anger, annoyance and hostility caused by lack of food, hunger can cause a negative change in emotional state and can only be cured by eating.

The best breakfast burritos in the Somerset/Hunterdon County area can be had at Salt & Pepper Grill on Route 22 in Whitehouse. Which is where I found this sign hanging on the wall.

If he fits, he sits.

I swear, my cats would totally speak English to me if they could:

Aloy (enters the room, looks at me): *meow*

Me: Are you hungry?

Aloy: *meow*

#catdadlife #hungrykitty

Ah, one of the joys of owning multiple cats. Simultaneous zoomies, AKA kitty parkour.

#catdadlife

Executive order power too. Make the position purely ceremonial.

Smiling doggie. Aww!