Running with the devil.

What did the snail say when he sat on the turtle’s back?

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

LITTERal legend. If someone sends you a pic of you sitting in a litterbox, it must be used in a post. Is an unwritten law.

Saddest song on earth to me, nice way to roll into 2025. #2025

I choose to run in black in the street at night, guess I shouldn’t be mad if a truck hits me just once or twice.

"Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."

The only bright spot about this part of the year for me is knowing that Krampus will beat children with a birch stick. #krampus

Toys for Thoth!

AI certainly took liberties with image generation of my running group this morning. But overall, it made improvements.

Bird flu, drones, holiday music…all the signs of the apocalypse.

Slow row this morning, but I got there. I love that the AI somehow knows the only thing I wear to row is my sports bra.

Time to give everyone the opinions and direction they’ve asked for, so they can tell me I’m wrong and do whatever they want.

Back to this running thing…. #marathontrainingtips #running #letsdothis

When people ask what I do, from now on I will use this description. “Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer.” #squasherdowner #runningintherain #marathontraining

The obligatory I’m still too sick to run but I’m going to run anyway run.

Honestly, just dragged myself out to get a box of Christmas tree cakes from my bad influence running buddy.

#runningsick #littledebbiechristmastreecakes #christmastreecakes #irunfortreats

Since my running partners decided to fight over the whiny bitch award, had to brave the cold alone.

Accountability post, time for a reset. Gained almost 11 pounds in a year, but it’s never too late to fix things….you just have to do it. #accountabilitypost #weightloss #runningforweightloss #runningforhealth #morningrun #5amclub

Happy Thanksgiving to all. #happythankgiving #icameinlikeabutterball #morningrun #5amclub

Not sure why people don’t dig the new direction, I always loved the Teletubbies. #jaguar #badideajeans #teletubbies

Some days I feel like I need a new hobby, some nights I don’t. #somenights #fun. #runninginthestreet #thisishowiwilldie

We’re all mad here. #wereallmadhere

I don’t always wear black, but when I do, I’m running in the streets in the dark. I’m smart that way. #runninginthedark #backinblack #morningrun

It’s officially rowing season! 10 miles of pure miserable joy. #ergrowing #concept2rowerg #concept2 #concept2rower #rowing

My week. #fatandsad

Nothing to see here, just a cat and unicorn running the rain. #runningintherain #morningrun

Working through that checklist. May repeat screaming into the void just to be sure I covered it properly. #runningformentalhealth

Ripped jeans, fur was showin’
Hot night, wind was blowin’

#maybedontcallme #dontcallmemaybe #running #catcall #runningformentalhealth #runningsfter50

You’ve just buttered your last biscuit. #youvejustbutteredyourlastbiscuit

Look what the cat dragged in. #lookwhatthecatdraggedin

I need to start pondering which users are actually worth fighting for. #ifightfortheusers #running #runner