Posts by Cerys
I'm just watching Saturday Night Live UK from Saturday just gone. Jorja Smith makes you wana slit your wrists. Jesus, her music is awful.
Went to see Chris McCausland this evening. So funny.
The journey to and back was horrendous. When the fek will FCC and W.C fix the damn potholes ? It's beyond a joke.
I think the main reason dastardly villains no longer tie women to railway tracks is probably the rise of the replacement bus service.
Pasg hapus i chi fyd.
Watch out for the Ether Bunny this Easter.
Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures. #JokeFriday
Wales cannot afford NOT to be independent
Join us 👉 www.yes.cymru/join
A better Wales is possible. #Annibyniaeth 🏴 #indyWales
Easter themed digger in Asda Queensferry car park. 🐰🐇🐣🥚
New food and drink rules for supermarkets and restaurants now in force in Wales
www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-w...
Just your average pun
I received a text telling me that I'd won £250 or 2 tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute show.
It said press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
##JokeThursday
Deform are in yr Wyddgrug.
I'm still feeling it. I think it's because my uncle died in February, and his birthday was a few weeks ago, and he'd have been 59. See how I feel tomorrow. Thanks.
Tomorrow I begin my next tour around the Sun.
I'm actually not bothered about celebrating in any way. I'm not even bothered about going out for a meal.
Just feel meurgh.
6 years ago today, we were plunged into UK wide lockdown. #Covid19
You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her.
Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day
Ironman should really be a woman. After all, he is a Fe male. #JokeFriday
The first rule of Palindromist Club is ...
Name no one, man
Heddiw yw'r ddiwrnod cyntaf y Gwanwyn #CyhydnosYGwanwyn
Today is the first day of Spring #SpringEquinox
This looks small, but in person, it's very big. 🤣🤣
Spot on @sarahmillican.bsky.social impression. 🤣
Ms Spancme Hardyr is retiring from the BDSM business. So, we had a whip round for her. #JokeThursday
Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh 🇮🇪
Dydd Sant Padrig Hapus i chi bawb. 🇮🇪
La Fhèill Pàdraig sona dhuidh 🇮🇪
Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you all 🇮🇪
What does a non-binary person do on the toilet ?
They she/it.
#JokeMonday
How do you turn a salad and to a Caesar salad ?
You stab it 23 times.
#JokeMonday
Sul Y Mamau Hapus
Cartwn o hogyn bach a'i gath o hysbysebion gwybodaeth gyhoeddus y 70/80au; y capsiwn yn datgan, "Charley says fuck Reform".
Mae'n ddydd Gwener bois, ffantastig!