Out West
by Kevin Ahern
A group of singers from our town
Is known in this locale
As being very average
They’re our OK Chorale
#funny #fun #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #verse #poetry #poem #okcorral #singers
Slice of Life
by Kevin Ahern
The Domino’s guy
Just yelled out ‘what?”
When his life in two
Pizzas was cut
#funny #fun #humor #humour #comedy #laugh #silly #slice #pizza #dominos #cut
Kevin's One Liner of the Day
People who die for low prices are Walmartyrs
#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #comedy, #laugh, #oneliner, #walmart, #lowprices, #die, #martyr
Kevin's Limerick of the Day
The littlest duck in the town
Has his face all arranged in a frown
This sad little guy
Is wondering why
All his clothing is just hand me down
#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #comedy, #laugh, #limerick, #duck, #down, #clothing
Mess Hall
My coffee table
Looks like an ocean
From a drink I spilled
In one fluid motion
#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #comedy, #laugh, #coffee, #drink, #fluid, #messhall
Stuck With the Bill
by Kevin Ahern
A Chinese restaurant
I like oodles
Does acupuncture
With pins and noodles
#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #comedy, #laugh
Kevin's One Liner of the Day
Mirrorjuana - what people get high on looking at selfies
#funny, #fun, #comedy, #humour, #humor, #selfie, #marijuana, #laugh, #silly, #oneliner
Kevin's Limerick of the Day
Zero to Zero
by Kevin Ahern
Attila’s unhappy inside
Coaching soccer - this new thing he tried
Would give him a grin
If he could just win
But it seems that his Huns are tied
#funny, #fun, #comedy, #humour, #humor, #soccer, #atilla, #laugh, #silly, #hun
Stoned
by Kevin Ahern
A marbleous statue
Please don’t pan it
All too often
They’re taken for granite
#funny, #fun, #comedy, #humour, #humor, #statue, #granite, #laugh, #silly
Kevin's Cartoon of the Day
#funny, #fun, #silly, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #cartoon, #comic
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Kevin's Limerick of the Day
A man in a Mercedes Benz
Tailgated the cars of his friends
With no patience to wait
Like this limerick’s fate
They both have abruptness of
#funny, #fun, #silly, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #abrupt, #mercedes
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Kevin's One Liner of the Day
That famous young forest female’s name will go down in nymphamy
#funny, #oneliner, #fun, #silly, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #jumour, #nymph, #forest
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Norway Man
by Kevin Ahern
That Oslo guy
Sure did complain
His ankle svelte up
From a sprain
#funny, $fun, #humour, #humor, #comedy, #laugh, #Norway, #sleep, #silly
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Kevin's One Liner of the Day
Guinevere was a lady of the knight
#funny, #fun, #oneliner, #humor, #humour, #knight, #lady, #Guinnevere, #silly
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Kevin's Limerick of the Day
A tax bill through Congress is speeding
That billionaires claim to be needing
They think it is swell
Coming here at Noel
And here's what it means, Season’s Greedings
#funny, #fun, #limerick, #humour, #humor, #clever, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #tax. #congress
By Nary
by Kevin Ahern
The computer chip
Is getting soft
Making errors
A wee bit off
#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #computer, #bit, #error
High Seize
by Kevin Ahern
Blackbeard’s slogan
Gotta admire it
Proclaims that God
Is his co-pirate
#funny, #fun, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #clever, #blackbeard, #God, #pirate
Kevin's Cartoon of the Day
#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #cartoon, #comic, #vanishing, #air
Kevin's One Liner of the Day
A Playtex on the clothesline is hanging out in bra daylight
#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #oneliner
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Kevin's Limerick of the Day
Henry Ford wins the prize, but of course
For breaking a rule some endorse
His particular zeal
For automobiles
Was why he put the car ‘fore the horse
#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #limerick
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SeXY
by Kevin Ahern
The teenage girl
Is overjoyed
When he called back
Her spirits boyed
#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun
Winter’s Tail
by Kevin Ahern
Arctic squalls,
Snow falls,
Bird calls,
Four walls
Where’s spring?
#funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #clever, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #spring, #snow
Time Whys
by Kevin Ahern
A bit of future
I need to borrow
Stuck here in the past
Of tomorrow
#funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #clever, #silly
Kevin's Cartoon of the Day
#cartoon, #comic, #funny, #humor, #humour, #silly, #comedy, #Oregon, #weed, #smoke, #fire
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Kevin's Limerick of the Day
Mrs. Claus told the children one night
That Santa had sure wooed her right
It seems he got bold
When out in the cold
It truly was love at frost sight
#limerick, #funny, #humor, #humour, #silly, #santa, #christmas, #laugh, #verse, #poetry
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Kevin's One Liner of the Day
Cuteness is a brush with the awww
#oneliner, #funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #cute, #cuteness, #awwww, #silly
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Food Fright
Last night’s chili
Left you nauseous?
Should’ve been
A bit more cautious
#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #chili, #nausea, #caution
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Kevin's One Liner
An Italian orthopedist is a Menditerranean
#oneliner, #funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #laugh, #orthopedist, #Mediterranean, #Italian
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Kevin's Limerick of the Day
They said that a curse overtook her
When she robbed that store with a Luger
In fact it is plain
The cause was cocaine
She wanted some more cure pain sugar
#limerick, #funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #laugh, #funny, #silly, #cocaine, #sugar
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