"Do you want lies with that?"
#McDonalds #abuse

Crimes against music?
#BTS #K-pop #Korea

Condoms have been going up for ages
#Iran #war #sex #contraception

This year one particularly clever one counted up to nine
#puffin #birds #Wales

Well they WERE screaming "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Jesus Christ!"
#plane #sex #religion

Could it be: "There won't be any trains"???
#LondonTransport #TFL #underground #RMT

One empty space hits another
#HeidiAlexander #pothole #DfT

Don't tell the Russians, Pike!
#NATO #Starmer #Army #defence #MoD

They're not profiting from oil, they're profiting from blood
#BP #oil #Hormuz #Iran

Not too difficult as there's no need for a personality, morals, or a conscience
#Zuckerberg #Meta #Facebook #AI

People have been vomiting and passing out at the thought of returning to the UK for years
#EasyJet #Milan #Brexit #passport #airport

Overweight people???
#Ozempic #Mounjaro #Wegovy #bleedingobvious

He squeamed and squeamed and squeamed until he was thickkk!
#Trump #NATO #Iran #Hormuz

Trump's war cabinet
#Trump #Iran #warcriminal #lunatic

Not sure how they'd take to his preferred manner of greeting
#Ye #Kanye #Wireless #antisemitism

The picket line will see you now. Or not
#BMA #NHS #Streeting #doctors

To hide the smell of the beer?
#LondonPride #Pride #Fullers

He means for the moment he and his grifting cronies have made enough money manipulating the markets
#Trump #Iran #Oil #Hormuz #Israel

Goldfish have forgotten who owns them after seven seconds anyway
#pets #cat #dog #Brazil

Or "concentration camps" as they're known in the chicken community
#KFC #McDonalds #fastfood #batteryfarming #factoryfarming

Slooow newwws day then
#Crypto #tortoise #scam

The fact he's barefoot means HE'S DEAD!
#Beatles #McCartney #Paddington #AbbeyRoad

And pedals for every passenger
#Greenparty #TfL #publictransport #Polanski

Especially Birmingham
#recycling #bins #waste

Especially in Iran
#Trump #war #oil #housing

North Korea! Can we have your vote for South Korea!
#Eurovision

Is it Farage? Reform is so full of crap it's producing methane already
#Reform #environment #funeral #death

They need to sit quietly in a corner while their parents are on it for eight hours a day
#tiktok #snapchat #instagram #roblox #screentime #socialmedia

It was escaping from a Japanese restaurant
#whale #orca #sushi #Baltic

Especially in Iran
#economy #war #Iran #Trump #Hormuz #oil