A belted galloway cow walking into the mist, towards a bold, unpredictable future.
“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”
Oh yes! I had the book with that picture of Peter and Jane painting the go-cart. And I SOOO wanted a bright red go-cart like that.
a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic
The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol
Midsummer Night’s Dream, for example. I’m sure Bottom was pinched.
Assuming that’s also Tyneside I am enjoying imagining the pronunciation: something like Carri foowuh?
If you think the nuclear-powered supercarrier USS Gerald R. Ford is the most powerful ship in the world, you are wrong. It's actually the German cruise ship Mein Schiff 4 (pictured), which successfully transited the Strait of Hormuz over the weekend
Daddy bear: it’s fish porridge, kid. Eat it or else.
My sister in law has had a problem with a badger invading her garden.
Last night she accidentally left out 3kg of Jerusalem Artichokes. This morning, the badger had taken most of them.
Let’s hope its sett is well ventilated.
Dammit! Wasn’t paying attention and didn’t put #GirlsOwnCc
“Mr Jones, despite the somewhat droopy bluebells, your ardour is so radiant it shows up on my Geiger counter.”
@GirlsOwnCc
I’m not sure whether the correct reply is
“Yes but I could never give up the cheese”; or
“🎶…touched for the very first time…”
About 80 presumably.
In last Sunday’s caption contest, the clever winners are:
🥇 & =🥉 to @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social
🥈 & =🥉 to @erburyoldboy.bsky.social
Highly commended to @erichindle.bsky.social and @reynardo.bsky.social other half. More to amuse at #GirlsOwnCC
Thank you!!
It’s nice to be through the technical stage of the argument and on to the “ad hominem”s. Have a nice day!
May found it difficult because she recognised that most forms of Brexit were deeply harmful, and sought complex compromise. Which was also a poor strategy. Johnson didn’t care and so was willing to fail in his basic duty to act in the interests of the country.
My point is that if you are elected with an agenda to do something that fucks the country by giving away value, you’ll find it’s remarkably easy to achieve. It doesn’t make you a great PM to achieve it.
When you say “got brexit over the line” you mean “fucked up the country because anything at all, however damaging, suited his personal agenda”, right?
In our place, following the introduction of AI, the “grunt work” is now to take the AI generated draft analysis - which may or may not make sense- and check it to sources and think about whether it actually does make sense. I would say a bright beginner can do that regardless of background.
Please could you clarify your headlines? I don’t know whether this activity is sanctioned (permitted) by the US, or sanctioned (banned) by the US.
That reminds me: I must have another go at reading Finnegan’s Wake.
… as well as a periodical suited to your peculiar tastes.
pigeon: (n.) the distance a pig travels in one eon
Yes. Error by the registrar, apparently.
Underrated! 👏👏👏
A case study in the two opposite meanings of the word “sanctioned”, and how to write a wholly ambiguous headline.
Can’t you get something from your local cornishop?
I think it’s one of those Neapolitan triple horses and someone has eaten the chocolate one first.
“You’re right. Now I’ve dipped my finger in it, she definitely does need a nappy change”
#GirlsOwnCc
